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Romney pulls a Boehner...

blankslate

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Romney should avoid tanning himself like Representative Boehner

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/20/mitt-romney-orange-bronzer-univision-face_n_1900387.html?utm_hp_ref=style

Romney was in Miami (speaking at our alma mater) for a meet-the-presidential-candidate forum where he spoke about immigration issues and tried to do even more damage control for his "47%" remarks. But as Mitt talked, we grew increasingly distracted by the citrus-y brightness of the candidate's skin, which seemed to be approaching Tanning Mom levels of bronzitude.

We even tweeted about it to see if anyone else had noticed, and we got tons of responses: "Will Romney put on blackface to talk to African Americans and Warpaint for Native Americans?" one person wondered. "Is the same person in charge of speech writing, chair dialogue, messaging & specifics (that don't exist) also doing makeup?" another asked. One user said wryly, "He's hanging around Donald Trump entirely too much!!"

And there's more evidence: looking at photos from a campaign rally earlier that day, also in Miami, we eyed Romney's profile and detected a "foundation line" where it looked like Mitt was definitely layered in a thick slab of orange-y makeup.
Gawker referenced Democratic Underground's pondering if Mitt is "dyeing his face brown" as part of a campaign conspiracy to make him appeal more to Latino voters. That's quite a claim, but we know one thing for sure: Mitt should probably stop taking complexion tips from John Boehner.

it was worth a chuckle. :cool:
 

etrigan420

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Bow to your orange overlord...you damn freeloader.

(I have no idea if you are actually a freeloader or not, but with 47% odds in my favor, decided to take a shot.)
 

Thump553

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I clicked on this fulling expecting it to be a story about Romeny shedding alligator tears while talking about his vision for America. I don't know whether to be disappointed or even more flabbergasted with a story about an orange Romney. Maybe he should go back into hiding and work some more on Romney ver. 19.0.
 

hal2kilo

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Feb 24, 2009
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I clicked on this fulling expecting it to be a story about Romeny shedding alligator tears while talking about his vision for America. I don't know whether to be disappointed or even more flabbergasted with a story about an orange Romney. Maybe he should go back into hiding and work some more on Romney ver. 19.0.
Maybe Romney should reject his Morman principles and take up Boner's favorite hobby.

"How bout a Merlot"
 

thraashman

Lifer
Apr 10, 2000
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That is not a good look for him. But on the bright side it might be best if he does distract people from his words lately.
 

lotus503

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Oompa Loompas:
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
 

Lemon law

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Nov 6, 2005
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Romney plus weeping John Boehner. Maybe not a fatal toxic overdose yet until we throw in Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan to make it pure toxic overdose. After all Romney the incredible plastic man is bad enough, but when Romney has so much help from total Turkeys even Carrot juice cannot delute the pure poison.
 

Hugo Drax

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That Smirk issue was corrected with a Firmware update which made some modifications to his Empathy FPGA(Tinman) via RomneyOS 9.03


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HomerJS

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I heard at that forum he flipped on his "self deportation" policy emphasized during the GOP debate.

True??
 

blankslate

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Jun 16, 2008
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when liberals have nothing to go on, they attack apperance. Look at nancy lately?
Read the article funny how he was suddenly tanned before an address about immigration issues...
but maybe that's just a coincidence.

Funny how your post in this thread is just as blatantly and irredeemably stupid as the posts I've seen you make in other threads.
 

tweaker2

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Wait, so he got a spray tan so he could go and talk to minorities? hehe
I got an inside scoop that the makeup artist who applied the tan was an incensed latino that got dissed by Romney's "self-deportation" gaffe.

The other rumor I heard was that it was one of Romney's own staff that applied the goop but was doing it through clouded tears of painfully stifled giggle fits.
 

hal2kilo

Lifer
Feb 24, 2009
16,381
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That Smirk issue was corrected with a Firmware update which made some modifications to his Empathy FPGA(Tinman) via RomneyOS 9.03


EM Neural Carrier Line Card, 1 port
Line Card state:Active
Insertion time:00:01:27 ago
Bandwidth points:44736
EEPROM contents at hardware discovery:
Hardware Revision :1.0
Unknown Field (type 0046):00 00
PCB Serial Number :ROMNEY3440ATR
Part Number :73-666-02
Board Revision :A0
Fab Version :02
RMA Test History :00
RMA Number :0-0-0-0
RMA History :00
Deviation Number :0-0
Product Number :ROMNEY-CC-EM-NN
Top Assy. Part Number :68-1910-02
Manufacturing Test Data :00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
Field Diagnostics Data :00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
Calibration Data :Minimum:0 dBmV, Maximum:0 dBmV
Calibration values :
EEPROM format version 4
EEPROM contents (hex):
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Primary bundled FPGA version :01.00
Primary OS RomneyOS 9.03(s)3-5T
Hey you stole our firmware!
 

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