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'Romney Murdered JonBenét Ramsey,' New Obama Campaign Ad Alleges

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CaptainGoodnight

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Gotta love The Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-murdered-jonbenet-ramsey-new-obama-campaign,29114/

CHICAGO—With campaign rhetoric becoming increasingly heated and both presidential nominees releasing more attack ads, a new 30-second spot from the Obama campaign this week accuses his opponent Mitt Romney of committing the 1996 murder of 6-year-old beauty pageant queen JonBenét Ramsey.

Titled “He Did It,” the advertisement asks if anyone can truly remember where Romney was the night of the child’s murder, and whether the U.S. populace wants a president capable of strangling a little girl and dumping her body in her parents’ basement.
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err not sure i fi should point out you are a idiot or not. but im sure others will



btw mods move this idiots post from P&N
 
waggy said:
err not sure i fi should point out you are a idiot or not. but im sure others will



btw mods move this idiots post from P&N
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Maybe you don't quite get it. The article is from the Onion. It is a joke. If you think that I believed the article was real, you are an idiot.

Given the shit that flies in this forum, this isn't too bad.
 
CaptainGoodnight said:
Maybe you don't quite get it. The article is from the Onion. It is a joke. If you think that I believed the article was real, you are an idiot.
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no shit sherlock. this is politics and news. now witch of the two make that thread worth behing here and not ATOT?
 
I love the Onion. What would have made this piece ever better is if they had an Obama Super-PAC running the ad and Obama claiming he had no connection to it.
 
Didn't everyone know, if you post off topic in the p&n thread or repost anything at all anywhere, you will be shot and arrested (in that order) plus lose your anandtech pension?
We have X-CIA here specifically on the look out for reposts.
Those found guilty will be shot.
Reposting is the worst crime against nature, FYI.
Worse than being gay and marring your brothers sisters husbands co worker.
Didn't ya know??? fYI.

I reposted once. Worked out a deal. Only cost me one testicle.
 
The Onion is always great for skewering everyone. lol Now if only Saturday Night Live didn't relegate President Obama jokes to the bitbucket, it might actually be funny or relevant again.
 
 
It's sad that the only reason I didn't think this was fake when I clicked the topic is because I didn't know who JonBenét Ramsey was
 
Awww. Did the mean, nasty Onion hit too close to home? Get you all upset? You mad that they didn't get the memo that they can't lampoon libs? The Obama campaign deserves getting slammed.

MooseNSquirrel said:
You enjoy showing off your personal bias to the whole world?

Man that sounds fun!

Next up - one liners by Dick Moris!

Nah, lets stick with the Onion and balance this out.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-takes-in-more-money-than-obama-for-612th-co,29113/

http://www.theonion.com/video/gop-trying-to-keep-elderly-voting-base-alive-until,29073/

http://www.theonion.com/video/mitt-romney-defends-himself-against-allegations-of,14201/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-pledges-to-repeal-health-care-law-if-reelect,28730/

And my favorite:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/comiccon-once-again-marred-by-increasingly-popular,28736/
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FerrelGeek said:
Awww. Did the mean, nasty Onion hit too close to home? Get you all upset? You mad that they didn't get the memo that they can't lampoon libs? The Obama campaign deserves getting slammed.
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“Now what happens?" asked the man in black.

"We face each other as God intended," Fezzik said. "No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone."

"You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it?”
 
lol Gotta love the onion. Tomorrow they'll post something like Obama was the hitman for Nancy Kerrigan's knee.

Of course, today they'll be a bunch of lying lefties to the idiots in this board.
 
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