Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Andrew111
Originally posted by: HotChic
Show up at the front door with a TON of pillows and blankets (and goodies). Proceed to build the biggest fort ever in the living room. Make sure that they both help. Make sure the fort is pretty secure. Then everybody crawl in their part of the fort and maybe watch a movie - a Muppets movie will probably score with mom and kid. Eat the goodies while watching the movie and snuggling. Have fun, make them both giggle, and then everybody (under the age of five) snooze off to sleep after the couple hours of fun. And you and mom have fun. 🙂
That's a good one......I don't have many pillows and stuff though. Unique idea though....gets me thinking.
Slight modification: Along with pillows, etc. Show up with lots of sweets that have been laced with Bendadryl. Not anything lethal. Just one adult caplet per piece of candy. Give each kid one or two. Wait a measely 15 minutes and they'll be knocked out for hours.
Proceed to get your just reward from MILF for putting up with Bratzilla and King Kiderong AND get 4-5 hours of quality sleep before they emerge from their semi-comatose state to ruin your otherwise perfect relationship.
DISCLAIMER: The above is purely theoretical fiction and is not to be taken seriously. YMMV. 2.2% financing only applies on the first full moon of the month if the doctor that delivered you is present and rubbing apples on your Mom who is doing the Sunday Times crossword.