Romanians- Translate this for me, please.

[cheapherk]

A person from another forum posted this and refuses to translate it for us. I've tried a few online translators, but it didn't work. If you speak Romanian, please help.

futuvas in gura de muisti cu jocu vostru de cacat!!! ma chinui acilea ore in sir sa gasesc porcariile alea cand defapt anumite ribbons nu exista pentru noi, userii de rand, numai aia cu pile le gasesc pe toate. LUATI LA MUIE BAAA!!!!! sugeti pula ma!!!! bagamias picioarele in evga-ul vostru!!!! MUIE LA TOTI !!!

 

[Albatross]

heavy swearing
untranslatable

 

[Insane3D]

The proper response would be...

Oh no you din't!! *snaps fingers*