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Rolo's joke of the day 6

RoloMather

Golden Member
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.


I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.


This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck! He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
 
Originally posted by: Leros
Why are all of your jokes about gay sex?

This joke and the superman/wonderwoman joke.

Hmmm...
The superman/wonderwoman joke is not about gay sex. Its about straight sex gone wrong.
If you thought of gay sex when you heard that joke, I think it says more about you than Rolo.
 
Originally posted by: mxrider
What did he do to get the vacation?


He is Rolomather...

all he has to do is keep posting, and eventually it would catch up with him.

But to answer your question... he posted a callout thread...
 
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