I used to play rollerblade hockey with a dozen guys. We'd climb those 20' fences around tennis courts around midnight and play for hours. That's not "gay".
Maybe I'm a little defensive because I was using rollerblades last night.

My 5 yar old is learning how to rollerskate and I remembered my old rollerbaldes and busted them out and was skating around our hardwood floors to show her how.
BTW, I have the old Rollerblade brand Lightning skates. The ones literally built like tanks.
So, ya, screw you.