Roll the stats of your ideal partner/spouse

madoka

Diamond Member
Jun 22, 2004
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Roll the stats of your ideal spouse D&D style.

You have 36 points to distribute between four attributes:

- beauty
- intelligence
- personality
- sandwich-making ability

18 is the most any attribute can have. So how would you apportion those points?

For example:
- beauty: 9
- intelligence: 9
- personality: 9
- sandwich-making ability: 9

would make him/her an average person.
 

ImpulsE69

Lifer
Jan 8, 2010
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I started to, but the DM here sent a lightning bolt down and burnt her to a crisp.
 

DrunkenSano

Diamond Member
Aug 8, 2008
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- beauty: 16
- intelligence: 7
- personality: 13
- sandwich-making ability: 0

Being an ATOT billionaire, I have enough money to hire a made and personal chef to cook for us. She has to be very attractive, and a very good personality that matches mine. I have enough intelligence for the both of us, it's better if she isn't that smart.
 
Nov 8, 2012
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Roll the stats of your ideal spouse D&D style.

You have 36 points to distribute between four attributes:

- beauty
- intelligence
- personality
- sandwich-making ability

18 is the most any attribute can have. So how would you apportion those points?

For example:
- beauty: 9
- intelligence: 9
- personality: 9
- sandwich-making ability: 9

would make him/her an average person.

Define personality ? What results yield from points to personality?

Also I feel like there should be more categories.

Personally, I would do something like

beauty: 17
intelligence: 12
personality: 1
sandwich-making ability: 6

It's tough as far as sandwich-making ability. I ultimately don't give a shit about meals, I eat to survive. But having a wife that can cook is definitely very valuable for a family.
 

Mayne

Diamond Member
Apr 13, 2014
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- beauty: 15
- intelligence: 3
- personality: 18
- sandwich-making ability:0

I like my own made sandwiches. This is a hard character to roll.
 

Ken g6

Programming Moderator, Elite Member
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Dec 11, 1999
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18 to personality
18 to money-making ability
I think I found your perfect partner! :p

Wikipedia said:
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The Lagotto Romagnolo [laˈɡɔtto romaɲˈɲɔlo] (plural Lagotti) is a breed of dog that comes from the Romagna sub-region of Italy. The name means "lake dog from Romagna," originating from the Italian word lago, meaning lake. Its traditional function is a gundog, specifically a water retriever; however, it is often used to hunt for truffles.
 

olds

Elite Member
Mar 3, 2000
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- beauty: 16
- intelligence: 7
- personality: 13
- sandwich-making ability: 0

Being an ATOT billionaire, I have enough money to hire a made and personal chef to cook for us. She has to be very attractive, and a very good personality that matches mine. I have enough intelligence for the both of us, it's better if she isn't that smart.

LOL

<--- Too slow!!
 

madoka

Diamond Member
Jun 22, 2004
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18 to personality
18 to money-making ability

I got interrupted by work, but I actually did mean to say that I was using sandwich-making ability as a euphemism for wealth-generating ability. I suppose that will change some of your rolls.
 

ultimatebob

Lifer
Jul 1, 2001
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I'm going for the well balanced "all 9" Wife character. Sometimes you're too busy playing video games to make yourself a sammich!
 

UglyCasanova

Lifer
Mar 25, 2001
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Roll the stats of your ideal spouse D&D style.

You have 36 points to distribute between four attributes:

- beauty
- intelligence
- personality
- sandwich-making ability

18 is the most any attribute can have. So how would you apportion those points?

For example:
- beauty: 9
- intelligence: 9
- personality: 9
- sandwich-making ability: 9

would make him/her an average person.

I just realized the girl in your pic is holding a gun
 
Nov 29, 2006
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I make a mean sammich so 0 in that area. I’m smart enough for her so that can be lower. Beauty and personality are good to have. So..

Beauty 16
Personality 12
Intelligence 8
Sammich stuff 0
 

brianmanahan

Lifer
Sep 2, 2006
24,507
5,912
136
i always random roll my stats:

beauty: 2
intelligence: 18
personality: 6
sandwich crafting: 10

ehh... i'll take my chances. who knows, maybe she's the daughter of dave thomas.
 

IBMJunkman

Senior member
May 7, 2015
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Being the age I am I would willingly settle for Jennifer Aniston. Apportion the points how you want. Don’t care about sandwich ability.
 

DigDog

Lifer
Jun 3, 2011
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2,571
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As a professional minmaxer, i have to investigate every possibility;

36 in beauty would probably make me come too fast.
36 in personality means she ugly but probably her jokes have you rolling on the ground.
36 in intelligence and she would be smarter than me, thats unnatural.
36 in sandwichmaking means wherever we go she would casually make appear out of nowhere a magical 4-course sandwich.

I go for sandwich-making.
 

highland145

Lifer
Oct 12, 2009
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If she can't make a sammich, she probably can't clean, do dishes/laundry, and is a effing slob. Except for the head, I don't need a college roommate and I've got your Mom for the head.