Roger Clemens Pregame Ritual

[Crazee]

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Until now, I had left the whole thing alone. After reading the following passage about Clemens' pregame ritual following a steaming hot whirlpool bath, though, I simply cannot help sharing it.
"He'd come out looking like a lobster," Yankee trainer Steve Donahue said.
Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on (Clemens') testicles.

"He'd start snorting like a bull," the trainer said. "That's when he was ready to pitch."

:Q

I wonder if Clemens told him link

 

[ggnl]

So he's received hundreds of testicle rubdowns from another man?

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: ggnl
So he's received hundreds of testicle rubdowns from another man?

It's not gay as long as you say "good game" after.

 

[smokeyjoe]

It's only gay if you're the one putting the ointment on

This is disturbing..

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: smokeyjoe
It's only gay if you're the one putting the ointment on

Not as long as there isnt any eye contact, or you are watching cheerleaders and/or BBQing red meat.

 

[akshatp]

Its only gay if "it" moved

 

[K1052]

Baseball is pretty gay in general so I'm not exactly surprised.

 

[smokeyjoe]

seriously, this can't be real.. why not just put the damn ointment on yourself?

"it puts the lotion on its skin.."

 

[Rockinacoustic]

Bizarre. Is nothing sacred anymore?

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Rockinacoustic
Bizarre. Is nothing sacred anymore?

No. NSFW

 

[oogabooga]

I guess deep down I always knew... but this just confirms that when you're rich you don't even need to scratch your own balls.

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
I guess deep down I always knew... but this just confirms that when you're rich you don't even need to scratch your own balls.

seriously, lol. No matter how rich I could get I wouldn't willingly let another man rub my balls

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: lyssword

Originally posted by: oogabooga
I guess deep down I always knew... but this just confirms that when you're rich you don't even need to scratch your own balls.

seriously, lol. No matter how rich I could get I wouldn't willingly let another man rub my balls

"Jeeves....adjust please"

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: Rockinacoustic
Bizarre. Is nothing sacred anymore?

No. NSFW

Human-goat sexual intercourse is a sexual activity between a person and a goat, an agile, hollow-horned, bearded ruminant mammal.

Apparently, not agile enough.

MotinMan

 

[MotionMan]

I am left wondering how this kind of thing ever gets started.

MotionMan

 

[Perknose]

Gives new meaning to the term "warming up the pitcher." :shocked:

 

[rudeguy]

Anyone else's boys go into hiding at the thought of that?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

This is one of the reasons why I hate rich celebrities, they're too lazy to even rub their own scrotum.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: NSFW
Anyone else's boys go into hiding at the thought of that?

Dont act like yours ever came out of hiding.

 

[PepePeru]

his trainer must have been a (hand) relief pitcher

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
his trainer must have been a (hand) relief pitcher

Yea I heard he was a real jerk.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: G Wizard
his trainer must have been a (hand) relief pitcher

Yea I heard he was a real jerk.

But he had a real feel for his job, and was always "on the ball."

 

[ghost recon88]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: G Wizard
his trainer must have been a (hand) relief pitcher

Yea I heard he was a real jerk.

Probably wasn't the only thing "jerking".

 

[Kalmah]

Rub it on the left.. on the right.. and a little jiggle for good luck. :thumbsup:

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
This is one of the reasons why I hate rich celebrities, they're too lazy to even rub their own scrotum.

Yes, because how many do you know?