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Roger Clemens' Hummer stolen from son's high school

Roger Clemens' Hummer stolen from son's high school

PAM EASTON

Associated Press

HOUSTON - It took All-Star pitcher Roger Clemens 20 years to rack up 300 wins - a feat for which his team rewarded him with a brand-new orange Hummer.

On Wednesday, police say, it took thieves just a few minutes to make off with the hulking vehicle after Clemens' son drove it to school and left it unlocked.

School district police issued a statewide all-points bulletin statewide asking people to keep an eye out for the Hummer, which was stolen from Memorial High School at about 8:30 a.m.

"I talked with Roger about it a little," said Chuck Brawner, chief of the Spring Branch Independent School District police. "That Hummer was given to him by the New York Yankees for his 300th win."

Brawner said Clemens, who was at spring training with the Houston Astros in Florida, is offering a $10,000 reward for the vehicle's safe return and information about who took it. The Hummer contained all of Koby Clemens' baseball equipment for the high school team.

Roger Clemens couldn't immediately be reached for comment by The Associated Press on Wednesday.

He began letting Koby Clemens drive the orange Hummer to school after he signed a letter of intent last November to play baseball for the University of Texas, whose colors are burnt orange and white. Before that, Koby drove a black Hummer to school.

Hummers can range from $50,000 to more than $100,000.

"These athletes, they make the money, don't they?" Brawner said.

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Why would you leave it unlocked?

The Yankees are probably thinking why they even gave the Hummer to a traitor like Clemens.
 
Ya know, if I ever could afford a Hummer, the last place I'd let a kid drive it is to school. If I let him drive it at all.
 
Damnit, now poor Koby is going to have to drive the black hummer to school again....and we all know that it doesn't go with his new school colors....I mean he's going to a school with Orange as the color and he has to drive black, he's going to look like Halloween all the time....the HORROR!!!!
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Damnit, now poor Koby is going to have to drive the black hummer to school again....and we all know that it doesn't go with his new school colors....I mean he's going to a school with Orange as the color and he has to drive black, he's going to look like Halloween all the time....the HORROR!!!!

memorial high school's color is red.
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
No offense, but how is this news? Michael Jordan took a dump last night.

what's even more sad is how much manpower is prob being put towards this.



 
Originally posted by: Bassyhead
his fault for leaving it unlocked

is that the same reason it's a girls fault if she gets raped b/c she was wearing revealing clothes? It's not his fault the car got stolen, it's the thiefs fault. Granted he didn't do much to prevent it, but not his fault.
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Damnit, now poor Koby is going to have to drive the black hummer to school again....and we all know that it doesn't go with his new school colors....I mean he's going to a school with Orange as the color and he has to drive black, he's going to look like Halloween all the time....the HORROR!!!!

memorial high school's color is red.


he was referring to the University of Texas's school color.
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Damnit, now poor Koby is going to have to drive the black hummer to school again....and we all know that it doesn't go with his new school colors....I mean he's going to a school with Orange as the color and he has to drive black, he's going to look like Halloween all the time....the HORROR!!!!

Man, what a loser he's gonna be now!! I can only imagine what the kids will say, "Look at Koby in his retarded non-matchin black Hummer. What a dork! Who drives a black Hummer to UT anyway!! Hahahah!"
 
Originally posted by: osiris3mc
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Damnit, now poor Koby is going to have to drive the black hummer to school again....and we all know that it doesn't go with his new school colors....I mean he's going to a school with Orange as the color and he has to drive black, he's going to look like Halloween all the time....the HORROR!!!!

Man, what a loser he's gonna be now!! I can only imagine what the kids will say, "Look at Koby in his retarded non-matchin black Hummer. What a dork! Who drives a black Hummer to UT anyway!! Hahahah!"

Well, at least black matches red for his current school.
 
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: osiris3mc
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Damnit, now poor Koby is going to have to drive the black hummer to school again....and we all know that it doesn't go with his new school colors....I mean he's going to a school with Orange as the color and he has to drive black, he's going to look like Halloween all the time....the HORROR!!!!

Man, what a loser he's gonna be now!! I can only imagine what the kids will say, "Look at Koby in his retarded non-matchin black Hummer. What a dork! Who drives a black Hummer to UT anyway!! Hahahah!"

Well, at least black matches red for his current school.

Yeah but he is TOTALLY screwed come Fall.
 
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