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ROFL!! Just saw a guy ram a street sign while ogling a teenybopper!

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I was stopped pulling out of a side street onto a main road while a guy in a new looking Lexus SUV was making a turn from the main road onto the street I was exiting. We were both waiting as this 15 or 16 year old girl was crossing the street. Face was about a 7 out of 10, but the body was at least an 11. We're talking Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue type, clothes that were just painted on (sorry, before you all yell, no pics). Naturally we were both scoping her out pretty seriously, the difference was that I was completely stopped while he tried to make the turn after she cleared his lane. Whoops! I could see his eyes just glued to her posterior as he hung the left. Well, he tried to make a left, he actually made about 60% of the left and plowed into the street sign on the corner. Totally wiped it out, the dent didn't look too bad, but the sign itself fell right across his hood, cracked the windshield and took a huge divot out of the paint on the hood. At least a couple of grand worth of damage for watching a girl at least 25 years younger than he was. I wonder what story he's going to tell his wife. 😱
 
So did you stop, get out and ask for her number as a possible witness to this accident? I would've.
 
Admittedly, when I lived in FL I hit the back end of this senior citizen's car when I was younger due to ogling a female. Fortunately we were both going so slowly their was no damage at all. I felt like an idiot but what red blooded American male doesn't feel hormonally obligated to stare at a beautiful woman as he passes by? 😛
 
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Admittedly, when I lived in FL I hit the back end of this senior citizen's car when I was younger due to ogling a female. Fortunately we were both going so slowly their was no damage at all. I felt like an idiot but what red blooded American male doesn't feel hormonally obligated to stare at a beautiful woman as he passes by? 😛
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😱
 
Originally posted by: thraxes
ROFL...

Yeah your honour, the accused is just too darned sexy to be allowed to walk in public. 😀
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Women can sue companies for sexual harassment because of men oogling at them when they dress provocatively, so why can't men sue them in return for making them oogle? 🙂
 
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
So did you stop, get out and ask for her number as a possible witness to this accident? I would've.
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Sadly, about 10 years too young for me. I could get arrested for even thinking some of the things that crossed my mind. But I think she knew she caused the accident. She heard the crash, turned around and saw where and how the guy wiped out and started laughing. I got the feeling that she dresses to get attention and is sure that every guy that passes is checking her out.
 
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Admittedly, when I lived in FL I hit the back end of this senior citizen's car when I was younger due to ogling a female. Fortunately we were both going so slowly their was no damage at all. I felt like an idiot but what red blooded American male doesn't feel hormonally obligated to stare at a beautiful woman as he passes by? 😛
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Nope, I'm not into that sort of thing.
 
Originally posted by: Descartes
Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Admittedly, when I lived in FL I hit the back end of this senior citizen's car when I was younger due to ogling a female. Fortunately we were both going so slowly their was no damage at all. I felt like an idiot but what red blooded American male doesn't feel hormonally obligated to stare at a beautiful woman as he passes by? 😛
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Nope, I'm not into that sort of thing.
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nice catch. :wine:
 
Actually, the quote from the garage was only $2400. I've already met the deductable and all so it's no biggie.

Gave pics to the mechanic so he is going to cut me a deal
 
A couple of my buddies were driving to the beach. The road they were on has two lanes in each direction with a fairly large median seperating them. They were watching some girls in the car to their right flash them, and didn't notice the road gradually turning to the right. They kept going straight, tried to swerve back into the road, spun several times through the median, eventually facing the wrong way on the other side of the road. They came within 4-5 feet of a Jeep Wrangler, which swerved out of the way and rolled through the air about 10 times. Luckily, no one was hurt, and my friend's car was fine, although the Jeep was totalled. My friend lost his license for that one.
 
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