ROFL. Check out the website of a guy i know irl

[PaperclipGod]

http://hometown.aol.com/honestromantic82/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😀

 

[cmdavid]

link..

 

[Glitchny]

lol dude he needs to do something about that haircut

 

[BigKev]

I bet you have that site bookmarked for special occasions.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

:beer:

 

[cliftonite]

Name: Drew Pizzulo Status: available ( to a girl that will LOVE me )
Hair Color: dark brown Eye Color: light brown Weight: 139 LBS Height: 6' 0 Nationality: 75% Italian Physique: Athletic w/ six pack
School: Hofstra University Location: USA Born: 11/14/82 Virgin: YES Religion: CATHOLIC
Goal: To prove that a guy can treat a girl the way she deserves to be treated, with LOVE,LOYALTY,& RESPECT.


MY PERSONALITY: Basically im the hopeless ROMANTIC who does everything and anything for love (DESPITE BEING CHEATED ON SEVERAL TIMES AND HAVING MY HEART BROKEN), I always put my heart on the line hoping one day somebody will take it and keep it....

I come from a great family (parents married 20+ years), i have one sister and a dog (a white beijon-poo)..Im the outgoing type, i will show and tell you everything about me so you know what kind of person i am. I love to have fun, im caring, sweet, loyal, funny, loving, ect..Im affectionate in public to a degree (holding hands or sneaking in a kiss here or there) but im not all over somebody ... I love to go out on romantic dates, (such as walking on the beach or laying on the hammock watching the stars and discussing my dreams,) love social events ,getting to know and love a girl,keeping relationships, and finding what exactly love is suppose to be. ( AFTER ALL without LOVE, WHAT ELSE IS THERE? )
Im a person that loves to do the little things in a relationship, such as ask a girl out with a rose, call at night just to say I LOVE YOU, dedicating a love song over the radio for an anniversary, or writing and singing a love song to show i care. I love having the little things show like having a gf's name (when i have 1 ) in my profile and on my webpage, going the extra step and saying "i miss you too" instead of "ditto" or "me 2" and i respect the person for who they are inside and out and accept the good and bad that comes with that special person because nobody is perfect.

What I want in a Girlfriend: She has to accept, respect, and love me for who i am, be breathtaking in my eyes, caring, attractive, pleasing figure, great personality, loyal, romantic, sweet, responsible, loving, interesting, unique, enjoyable ot be with, family oriented, in it for the long term relationship, ect.. 🙂
NEED SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT LOVE IS...A QUALITY MY PAST GF'S DID NOT POSSESS 🙁

HOBBIES: I'm a lyracist & singer so I write my own (love & heartbreak) songs (available for download), play sports (skiing,baseball,golf,pool,basketball,tennis,ect..), was a Varsity Bowler (201 avg.) in Hofstra U. league (2002-2003 season) (279 high game), Karoke singer, talk on the phone,dating, watch classic 80's TV sitcoms (especially The GOLDEN GIRLS & PERFECT STRANGERS), card collecting, vacationing, searching high and low for my perfect girl,going on aol, intermural & school events (HOFSTRA UNIVERSITY) Long Island NY, hang out with freinds,listen to variety of music...


FAVORITE MUSIC INCLUDE: Barry Manilow, Neil Diamond, Lionel Richie, Air Supply, Marc Anthony, Fastball, Peter Cetera (Chicago), Richard Marx, Bryan Adams, Power Ballads ( 80's hair bands ), Classic Rock, Easy Listening, 70's- 80's Love Songs, & much more-

PERSONAL NOTE:
I HATE TO BE CLASSIFIED AS A TYPE OF GUY, I'M MYSELF, A PERSON WHO IS DIFFERENT THEN THE REST OF THE GUYS IN THE WORLD IF PEOPLE GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PROVE IT TO THEM, AND IM PROUD OF IT. THIS IS ME, IF YOU LIKE IT THEN IM INTERESTED IN GETTING TO KNOW YOU, BUT IF YOU DONT, THEN LEAVE ME ALONE.

Sounds like a winnar 😉

 

[gistech1978]

so weve got richard marx lyrics...

perhaps that is why the man is still a virgin?

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

OK - he loves Manilow, Neil Diamond, and the Golden Girls.

Wow... that does not speak well for his chances of meeting a young woman. He may do better cruising bingo halls.

 

[shimsham]

no wonder he keeps getting shat on. hes a wuss.

at least he loves himself.

 

[joinT]

Name: Drew Pizzulo Status: available ( to a girl that will LOVE me )
Hair Color: dark brown Eye Color: light brown Weight: 139 LBS Height: 6' 0 Nationality: 75% Italian Physique: Athletic w/ six pack
School: Hofstra University Location: USA Born: 11/14/82 Virgin: YES Religion: CATHOLIC
Goal: To prove that a guy can treat a girl the way she deserves to be treated, with LOVE,LOYALTY,& RESPECT.

lol

 

[OutHouse]

he is about a pubic hair away from being gay.

 

[Chaotic42]

6'0" and 139 pounds?

Dang, what a skinny dude.

 

[huesmann]

less.

 

[cliftonite]

OMG his music is soooooo bad

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: Citrix
he is about a pubic hair away from being gay.

looks like he already shaved it.

 

[Tetsuo]

lol

 

[TubStain]

Originally posted by: Citrix
he is about a pubic hair away from being gay.

ROTFLMAO

This guy needs the pansy beat out of him before he gets some girls, and yeah he also needs a haircut

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: Citrix he is about a pubic hair away from being gay.

looks like he already shaved it.

ROFL... that is so wrong. 🙂 But probably true.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

God... his music really does suck.

I think I grew a clitoris listening to "Made."

 

[Vonkhan]

yrrr, i wanna say s'thing but the mods are gonna ban for saying that word 😛

 

[DeadByDawn]

What a wuss. No wonder he get's sh*t on by his GF's