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Rodney Dangerfield dies at 82! (VERY SAD)

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He was one hell of a funny guy. RIP
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Come on, We all liked Rodney - he gets no respect !

You know what he wants ! - :cookie:







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Actually I've been following this for a couple weeks, even made talk
about it this morning at work - suprised at how many were clueless.







 
two funniest lines i remember were from Back to School

"Why don't you come over and study my Longfellow.."

and from Chaddyshack..

"worst looking hat i've ever seen........
looks good on you....."

R.I.P. Rodney...we loved ya.
 
A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. (Rodney Dangerfield)

If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all. (Rodney Dangerfield)

And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with. (Rodney Dangerfield)

During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. (Rodney Dangerfield)

One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... Hey buddy .... why are you doing that for? He said .... Because you came home early. (Rodney Dangerfield)

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. (Rodney Dangerfield)

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. (Rodney Dangerfield)

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. (Rodney Dangerfield)

My mother never breast fed me.She told me that she only liked me as a friend. (Rodney Dangerfield)

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. (Rodney Dangerfield)

When I was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father .... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could....but he pulled through. (Rodney Dangerfield)

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. (Rodney Dangerfield)

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. (Rodney Dangerfield)

Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him ..... do you think we'll ever find them? He said ... I don't know kid .... there are so many places they can hide. (Rodney Dangerfield)

On Halloween .... the parents send their kids out looking like me. Last year... one kid tried to rip my face off! Now its different...when I answer the door the kids hand me candy. (Rodney Dangerfield)

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. (Rodney Dangerfield)

I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'd get. (Rodney Dangerfield)

I went to see my doctor. Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me? He said... I don't know but your eyesight is perfect. (Rodney Dangerfield)

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too! (Rodney Dangerfield)

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins! (Rodney Dangerfield)

I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. (Rodney Dangerfield)
 
Thanks Rodney...you brought me many laughs....

Do you all remember the Miller Lite Beer Commerical where he throws a bowling ball at the pins and the ball bounces off and none fall down.

Funny Funny Man.

A true gift from God.

Have fun working up in Heaven. :thumbsup:
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:laugh: :beer: 🙂

But lastly - :brokenheart:
 
I knew this day was coming and it is a sad one. I remember seeing him on Leno talking about the ounce or so of marijuana he had in his hotel room, and I thought 'Man, what a badass'
 
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