Rock / Paper / Scissors?

[imported_LoKe]

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fvcking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that sh!t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh sh!t, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, you a$shole.

 

[God On Alcohol]

the rock is round 😱

 

[ThaGrandCow]

I think it's time to stop drinking for the night.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
I think it's time to stop drinking for the night.

:thumbsup:

 

[computeerrgghh]

Sounds like a chain e-mail.

 

[Dragoon42]

i read something similar to this on bash.org

bash.org rocks it

 

[JujuFish]

Weak rant.

 

[Moonbeam]

Paper can be made form carbon nanotubes and have incomprehensible strength. And think of paper made from neutronium.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Paper can be made form carbon nanotubes and have incomprehensible strength. And think of paper made from neutronium.

Let's play a game of Rock, Neutrionium Paper, Scissors.

 

[thecrecarc]

damn, i was wondering the same thing. i mean seriously, PAPER? wtf?!?! shouldnt it be more like a "thing that rock beats, but scicors kills"?

and nanotube paper. how can scicorrs cut it then?@? is it nanotube scicor? or nanotube rock? ****** that!

 

[newnameman]

KRAMER & MICKEY: Rock, paper, scissors match.

MICKEY: Alright, rock beats paper.

(Mickey smacks Kramer on the hand for losing)

KRAMER: I thought paper covered rock?

MICKEY: Nah, rock flies right through paper.

KRAMER: What beats rock?

MICKEY: (looks at his hand) Nothing beats rock.

 

[Tobolo]

Paper Does Cover Rock. Get over it losers! FOR THE PAPER!!!!

This is brought to you by the National Association for the Advancement of Craft Paper

 

[Moonbeam]

How about a game of rock, hydrogen fluoride, baking soda.

 

[booger711]

what a stupid rant.

 

[SKORPI0]

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[AmdEmAll]

Thats enough moola for you tonight...

 

[z0mb13]

rock salt > *