Robotic hand to assist with groping breasts

Sex Smurf

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Phase 2 of the project will be the robot voice saying "oh yeah baby. . . those are nice. .. "
 
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Guess it makes sense, women don't want doctors fondling them?

I remember an episode of E.R. where one of the doctors is accused of "enjoying it."
 

scorpmatt

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Pics of robot hand in full action is needed in this thread

also would like to add that I am a lover of women and a firm support of large breasts
 

Mutilator

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As you can tell from the replies to this thread, there is no shortage of hands willing to massage breasts, it's just that the women are afraid of the people who are willing to do the massaging. :p

Being an IT guy... and knowing how computers work... I'd be much more afraid of some robotic hands malfunctioning than my own hands malfunctioning. ;)
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: Mutilator
As you can tell from the replies to this thread, there is no shortage of hands willing to massage breasts, it's just that the women are afraid of the people who are willing to do the massaging. :p

Being an IT guy... and knowing how computers work... I'd be much more afraid of some robotic hands malfunctioning than my own hands malfunctioning. ;)
agreed, but the women are more afriad of what might "popup" whilst the massaging was happening. You find a reliable "popup" killer for that situation that convinces the women and you have a good thing on your hands. pun intended
 

Mutilator

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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Mutilator
As you can tell from the replies to this thread, there is no shortage of hands willing to massage breasts, it's just that the women are afraid of the people who are willing to do the massaging. :p

Being an IT guy... and knowing how computers work... I'd be much more afraid of some robotic hands malfunctioning than my own hands malfunctioning. ;)
agreed, but the women are more afriad of what might "popup" whilst the massaging was happening. You find a reliable "popup" killer for that situation that convinces the women and you have a good thing on your hands. pun intended
How's this for a popup killer:
80 year old 200lb wrinkly woman with her breasts in your hands.
Not many people this side of puberty will get a popup from that. ;)
I guess I could provide pics if needed... but I'd really rather not.
 

rahvin

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Someone has to massage your gradma's breasts, are all you that think there a shortage volunteering to massage grandma? Only a teenager would think being a gynocologist is a good job.
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: Mutilator
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Mutilator
As you can tell from the replies to this thread, there is no shortage of hands willing to massage breasts, it's just that the women are afraid of the people who are willing to do the massaging. :p

Being an IT guy... and knowing how computers work... I'd be much more afraid of some robotic hands malfunctioning than my own hands malfunctioning. ;)
agreed, but the women are more afriad of what might "popup" whilst the massaging was happening. You find a reliable "popup" killer for that situation that convinces the women and you have a good thing on your hands. pun intended
How's this for a popup killer:
80 year old 200lb wrinkly woman with her breasts in your hands.
Not many people this side of puberty will get a popup from that. ;)
I guess I could provide pics if needed... but I'd really rather not.
some people are desperate. others have such a breast fetish that once they get their hands on em, its all downhill
 

Mutilator

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Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Mutilator
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Mutilator
As you can tell from the replies to this thread, there is no shortage of hands willing to massage breasts, it's just that the women are afraid of the people who are willing to do the massaging. :p

Being an IT guy... and knowing how computers work... I'd be much more afraid of some robotic hands malfunctioning than my own hands malfunctioning. ;)
agreed, but the women are more afriad of what might "popup" whilst the massaging was happening. You find a reliable "popup" killer for that situation that convinces the women and you have a good thing on your hands. pun intended
How's this for a popup killer:
80 year old 200lb wrinkly woman with her breasts in your hands.
Not many people this side of puberty will get a popup from that. ;)
I guess I could provide pics if needed... but I'd really rather not.
some people are desperate. others have such a breast fetish that once they get their hands on em, its all downhill
Well then there's always the old 100% reliable popup blocker... Amputation. :Q
 

Jassi

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Thats right in my backyard and I research robotics. Time to send in my resume ;)
 

scorpmatt

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Originally posted by: Mutilator
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Mutilator
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Originally posted by: Mutilator
As you can tell from the replies to this thread, there is no shortage of hands willing to massage breasts, it's just that the women are afraid of the people who are willing to do the massaging. :p

Being an IT guy... and knowing how computers work... I'd be much more afraid of some robotic hands malfunctioning than my own hands malfunctioning. ;)
agreed, but the women are more afriad of what might "popup" whilst the massaging was happening. You find a reliable "popup" killer for that situation that convinces the women and you have a good thing on your hands. pun intended
How's this for a popup killer:
80 year old 200lb wrinkly woman with her breasts in your hands.
Not many people this side of puberty will get a popup from that. ;)
I guess I could provide pics if needed... but I'd really rather not.
some people are desperate. others have such a breast fetish that once they get their hands on em, its all downhill
Well then there's always the old 100% reliable popup blocker... Amputation. :Q
how you gonna massage w/out your ha........ wait, thats not a limb persay, so amputation wouldn't work, but giving her a gun might work
 

paulney

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Let me see. What is the cost of deploying, maintaining and servicing this robot in some remote boondocks in Alaska?
Now, what is the cost of keeping a doctor in that settlement, or some larger town 10 miles away?

These people are smoking crack.
 

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