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Robot Bartender (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

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Brutuskend

Lifer

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender working behind the counter. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ, sir?"

The man replies, "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and the inaccuracies in The DaVinci Code.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool. I wonder if it works every time?" He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "About a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, about 50, I think."

And the robot says....very slowly;

"So, - is - your - party - gonna - nominate - Hillary - for - President?
 
So many adaptations to that one. I told my father-in-law that one where the punch line was "So, how are the fish biting?" (He's a semi-big bass angler.)

7/10 😉
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender working behind the counter. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ, sir?"

The man replies, "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and the inaccuracies in The DaVinci Code.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool. I wonder if it works every time?" He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "About a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, about 50, I think."

And the robot says....very slowly;

"So, - is - your - party - gonna - nominate - Hillary - for - President?
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LMFAO...9.5/10 :thumbsup:
 
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