Robocop vs. Vader minus Lightsaber + Force

Alkesh

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Who triumphs?

ie. he has no force powers or lightsabre

Vader can have his whining. I dont know what Padme saw in him
 

ahurtt

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Robocop. . .duh. Darth Vader isn't squat without the force and his lightsaber. He's just some dude in a faggy costume.
 

Alkesh

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Vader wins on badassery.

NO way, robocop is hella bad ass when his program isn't fvcked with. He shoots and asks questions later usually in a slow manner.
 

MrWizzard

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Robocop have that gun of his?.... cause that thing would blow vader up if he has no saber or force powers....
 

meltdown75

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Vader doesn't get to use force powers OR a lightsaber?

Since I doubt he could even put up much of a fight a hand-to-hand combat, I will grudgingly pick Robocop.

I guess jedi mind tricks would be out of the question anyway, since they don't work on droids.
 

PingSpike

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Is it vader minus lightsaber, + force...or is it vader minus lightsaber and force.

Because if its the later, vader is screwed. Robocop has a gun and vader can't force pull it. Not to mention robocop is like a walking tank.
 

GTaudiophile

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Vader is an old man in a clown's suit without the force and his saber. Robocop would put him back in the old folks home.
 

Leper Messiah

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meh. I don't care. It pretty much a moot point. What are you the THG of robot fighting? Stacking it against Vader so much, you Robocop fanboi! :|
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: Alkesh
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Vader wins on badassery.

NO way, robocop is hella bad ass when his program isn't fvcked with. He shoots and asks questions later usually in a slow manner.

I highly doubt Vader would really care about the bullets hitting his armor.
 

LeiZaK

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I misunderstood the equation...
you said:
Robocop vs. Vader minus Lightsaber + Force
when what you meant was:
Robocop vs. Vader minus (Lightsaber + Force)
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Alkesh
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Vader wins on badassery.

NO way, robocop is hella bad ass when his program isn't fvcked with. He shoots and asks questions later usually in a slow manner.

I highly doubt Vader would really care about the bullets hitting his armor.

Looks like storm trooper armor painted black to me, and we all know how tough that stuff is. The ewoks kicked the storm troopers asses with rocks and spears.
 

Leper Messiah

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: Alkesh
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Vader wins on badassery.

NO way, robocop is hella bad ass when his program isn't fvcked with. He shoots and asks questions later usually in a slow manner.

I highly doubt Vader would really care about the bullets hitting his armor.

Looks like storm trooper armor painted black to me, and we all know how tough that stuff is. The ewoks kicked the storm troopers asses with rocks and spears.


Dude, its mandarian amror, the same crap boba fett's got! Its tough as nails. Really really hard nails.
 

Alkesh

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I can't give vader his saber because he'd slice robocop into a stump.
I can't give vader force powers becuase he'd force tear robocops appendages off.
 

meltdown75

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does RoboCop have to give anything up?

maybe he shouldn't even be allowed a melee weapon. this one's going to be ugly anyway, based on Robo's strength advantage.

Vader wasn't physically strong, or was he?
 

pbaker

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if vader has no saber or force, even if you took away all of robo's weapons and it was just a bareknuckle brawl robo would still win since vader is just an old man without his powers.
 

Sentinel

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Vader wasn't physically strong but his force powers allowed him to do things that weren't humanly possible.
 

nakedfrog

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Vader would still be wily... he'd break out with "Murphy, I am your father" and then Robocop would experience a program failure trying to analyze the statement. Then Vader could just smash up all Robocop's baby food, and then he'd just have to wait it out.
Sure, why not, it's a pretty silly matchup anyway :p
 

bobbybe01

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This is totally biased and favors Robocop.

Vader can still get his butt whopped even when he has the force and lightsaber.


Take away Robo's guns...


And make this contest .... roboto y roboto
 

bobbybe01

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Vader would still be wily... he'd break out with "Murphy, I am your father" and then Robocop would experience a program failure trying to analyze the statement. Then Vader could just smash up all Robocop's baby food, and then he'd just have to wait it out.
Sure, why not, it's a pretty silly matchup anyway :p

LOL that's hilarious! Plus, Robo was always gettin' the crap beaten out of him easily. I mean, that sucker had to get fixed up so many times it's not funny (nor were the sequels).
 

AsianriceX

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Originally posted by: bobbybe01
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Vader would still be wily... he'd break out with "Murphy, I am your father" and then Robocop would experience a program failure trying to analyze the statement. Then Vader could just smash up all Robocop's baby food, and then he'd just have to wait it out.
Sure, why not, it's a pretty silly matchup anyway :p

LOL that's hilarious! Plus, Robo was always gettin' the crap beaten out of him easily. I mean, that sucker had to get fixed up so many times it's not funny (nor were the sequels).

It was so sad watching them take jackhammers to Robo's joints... was that Robocop 2?