Ok, so I was walking out of some dudes apartment at 11.55pm last night with his bike on my shoulders. The rocket scientist had put a lock on it but not locked it to anything. 
As I walk out of the apartment up comes the owner of the bike with some freshly washed Lee Dungaries in his hands.
He asked me what is I doing...and I replied "I am taking your bike". He looked like he dropped a load in his panties right there and then and started arguing with me for like 5 minutes. He refused to do anything because he wouldn't let go of those freshly washed Dungaries for some reason.
Finally I just walked with his bike and yelled "Beeeooooch I'll be back for your TV next week!!!"
By the way I'm like 4'2", 92-100 lbs and he was 6'5" 300 lbs and I think I should have attacked him and taking those Dugaries too!
***Author's note***
If this really happened to the orignal poster I am sorry for what happened to you. It sounds like a Shens to me so I thought a parody thread was in order.
As I walk out of the apartment up comes the owner of the bike with some freshly washed Lee Dungaries in his hands.He asked me what is I doing...and I replied "I am taking your bike". He looked like he dropped a load in his panties right there and then and started arguing with me for like 5 minutes. He refused to do anything because he wouldn't let go of those freshly washed Dungaries for some reason.
Finally I just walked with his bike and yelled "Beeeooooch I'll be back for your TV next week!!!"
By the way I'm like 4'2", 92-100 lbs and he was 6'5" 300 lbs and I think I should have attacked him and taking those Dugaries too!
***Author's note***
If this really happened to the orignal poster I am sorry for what happened to you. It sounds like a Shens to me so I thought a parody thread was in order.
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