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Three guys were on a road trip when their car broke down, it was getting dark and civilization was no where to be found except for a farm house. Pushing their cars up to the house, they asked the owner of the house if they could stay the night til morning. Being a hospitable host, the farmer allow them a place to sleep, permission to use anything in his house as their own with an exception, do not screw his daughter or face consequences.
The three guys thought to themselves that the daughter must be an ugly cornfed girl anyway so they agreed to the condition. Later that night, the daughter came home from working in the city, and she was a knock out. Even later that night, she went to their room and screwed them all.
In the morning, when the guys are about to leave, they're confronted by the farmer. A shot gun in one hand and a bunch of other cutting tools in the other.
"I took you guys in, give you food and a place to sleep , all I asked was for you not to touch my daughter, and none of you listened. Now I'm gonna cut your d!cks off! But to honor your dads who didn't teach you about respect, I'll cut your d!ck off according to his occupation."
"What do your dad do?" he asked the first guy, "... a gardener..", the farmer took a pair of hedge trimmer and pphhht.... there goes the guy's dong.
"What do your dad do?" turned to the second guy, "...... a butcher ...", the farmer took out a butcher blade and phhhht.... there goes the guy's dong.
Turn to the third guy, the farmer was surprised to see him rolling on the floor, laughing uncontrollably. The farmer said:
"Are you out of your gad darn mind? I just done cutting your friends wienies off, now its your turn, what the hell are you lauging at?"
"...hahaha...ha... my dad works at a lollipop factory, you want this d!ck, you're gonna have to suck it off.......
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Three guys were on a road trip when their car broke down, it was getting dark and civilization was no where to be found except for a farm house. Pushing their cars up to the house, they asked the owner of the house if they could stay the night til morning. Being a hospitable host, the farmer allow them a place to sleep, permission to use anything in his house as their own with an exception, do not screw his daughter or face consequences.
The three guys thought to themselves that the daughter must be an ugly cornfed girl anyway so they agreed to the condition. Later that night, the daughter came home from working in the city, and she was a knock out. Even later that night, she went to their room and screwed them all.
In the morning, when the guys are about to leave, they're confronted by the farmer. A shot gun in one hand and a bunch of other cutting tools in the other.
"I took you guys in, give you food and a place to sleep , all I asked was for you not to touch my daughter, and none of you listened. Now I'm gonna cut your d!cks off! But to honor your dads who didn't teach you about respect, I'll cut your d!ck off according to his occupation."
"What do your dad do?" he asked the first guy, "... a gardener..", the farmer took a pair of hedge trimmer and pphhht.... there goes the guy's dong.
"What do your dad do?" turned to the second guy, "...... a butcher ...", the farmer took out a butcher blade and phhhht.... there goes the guy's dong.
Turn to the third guy, the farmer was surprised to see him rolling on the floor, laughing uncontrollably. The farmer said:
"Are you out of your gad darn mind? I just done cutting your friends wienies off, now its your turn, what the hell are you lauging at?"
"...hahaha...ha... my dad works at a lollipop factory, you want this d!ck, you're gonna have to suck it off.......
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