RNC chair candidate the My Pillow Guy

[eelw]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1597285452700155904

Lol this is going to turn out well. How will he grift the entire party into selling pillows?

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Excessive amount of HAHAs!

 

[A///]

Is there anything productive the Rs can do? perhaps play a round of pin the tail on the donkey?

 

[Pens1566]

The party platform will be real simple: Crack, lots of crack.

 

[NostaSeronx]

#1 Legalize coke. #Putthecokebackincocacola

Probably...

 

[dainthomas]

A party with no platform could get by with a potted plant as chairman. So this checks out.

 

[IronWing]

The money will flow by a different path from billionaire donors to media companies as donors decide to bypass the RNC. <shrug> Citizens United has rendered most party institutions irrelevant.

 

[dank69]

Excessive amount of HAHAs!

I'll have the same, and make mine a double.

 

[sdifox]

guys look into who can vote. maybe anyone can

 

[Moonbeam]

Perhaps they can take a case to the Supreme Court claiming racial and religious discrimination with the remedy the right to vote twice. I mean, come on, liberals are obviously biased against them. Look at all the witch hunts.

 

[sandorski]

Excessive amount of HAHAs!

Ban.

 

[brycejones]

Just imagine the bowls of cocaine at the RNC headquarters. Don Jr will live there.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Actually ... He is totally fit for the top GOP job, he lies, believes only Republican votes count, conspiracy is one of his strong points, and he sure fits the current GOP model. So put him in charge it will be a blast too watch. Sorry Ronna but you have met your match. The GOP is completely off the rails. At least the GOP will have a pillow to cry on when Trump and his cohorts destroy it.

 

[Pens1566]

Just imagine the bowls of cocaine at the RNC headquarters. Don Jr will live there.

Big internal fight will be over what type to focus on, rock or powder.

 

[dank69]

Big internal fight will be over what type to focus on, rock or powder.

Why not both?

 

[Pens1566]

Why not both?

Because Don Jr is too stupid to figure out how to use the pipe, and Lindell already annihilated his septum before his 2nd rehab stint.

Kim G. however, will take whatever you give her.

 

[sportage]

Ever watched the movie Idiocracy?
Movies can't come close to mimicking real life, especially when republicans are involved.

 

[soundforbjt]

Ever watched the movie Idiocracy?
Movies can't come close to mimicking real life, especially when republicans are involved.

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It'd be better with Walker's picture in there.

 

[tweaker2]

I really do hope Lindell gets the nod. It would at once complete the sanitarium's patients overthrow of the Repub's looney bin and confirm to the rest of the nation that what the Democrats were pointing out to them since Trump conned them over to the dark side was the regrettable disastrous truth. After electing that toxically glowing orange orb, I'm still in awe of how the party faithful don't see themselves as barrel scrapers and dumpster divers.

edit - clarification

 

[zinfamous]

I sure hope he wins.

 

[HomerJS]

I sure hope he wins.

Me 2

 

[Bitek]

@1:30

 

[cytg111]

Looooool… A very good plan. The bestest good plan? Please let him win. Tank it all.

 

[akugami]

Lindell for RNC Chair!

He's got my vote.

It's booger sugar time for everyone!

 

[Dave_5k]

Lindell lost today's RNC election ~ still waiting for the press release blaming election fraud for his loss

And seriously, next primary season, how many Republicans will claim fraud in the primaries as their excuse for losing (basically a pre-requisite for running as a Republican in Arizona, as one example)