Rip the Jacker's butt hurts.

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theknight571

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If you're ever in the Detroit area you could get a Butt Massage.

LOL

I did look for one locally for you, but unfortunately was unable to locate one...

Edit:

I have not partaken in this massage offer.... not that I wouldn't ;)
 

hiromizu

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Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
No, I did not have anal sex, nor did I stick anything up my ass.

A lot of people tend to say things like as well as mention stories of impossibly unlikely "accidents."
 

nakedfrog

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Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Is the fat wallet in your back pocket causing you to put all your weight on a single side/cheek? Coz that happens sometimes.

Hell no. I don't understand how most people can live with wallets in back pockets.. that must be fucking annoying as hell. Not to mention it's EASIER to steal if it's in your back pocket. Dumbasses.

Come try to steal my wallet.
 

compuwiz1

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Oct 9, 1999
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TMI!
Everyone's butt is cracked...deal with it. Most of us don't complain about it. ;)
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
No, Rip the Jacker not have anal sex, nor he stick anything his my ass.

Shens, I think Rip the Jacker did stick something in his your ass.
 

BurnItDwn

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Oct 10, 1999
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Is there a giant acne zit on Rip the Jacker's hind?
Acne on the buttocks hurts. It sucks.