Rip the Jacker's butt hurts.

[theknight571]

If you're ever in the Detroit area you could get a Butt Massage.

LOL

I did look for one locally for you, but unfortunately was unable to locate one...

Edit:

I have not partaken in this massage offer.... not that I wouldn't

 

[Jeffwo]

Post of the year!

 

[MegaVovaN]

troll. which of tax accountants had you anally - to avoid paying taxes for the temple?

 

[Vonkhan]

did the girl scouts kick your ass again?

 

[Tobolo]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
colon cancer, you have colon cancer

Jesus what a pessimist, its hemorrhoids!

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: Vonkhan
did the girl scouts kick your ass again?

winner

 

[hiromizu]

Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
No, I did not have anal sex, nor did I stick anything up my ass.

A lot of people tend to say things like as well as mention stories of impossibly unlikely "accidents."

 

[Commish]

Raging 'Roids, eat more fiber and exercise.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: Vonkhan
did the girl scouts kick your ass again?

Rip the Jacker wishes that would happen.

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: loup garou
It's probably your heinie troll.

HAHAHAHAHA, this post FTW!

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Is the fat wallet in your back pocket causing you to put all your weight on a single side/cheek? Coz that happens sometimes.

Hell no. I don't understand how most people can live with wallets in back pockets.. that must be fucking annoying as hell. Not to mention it's EASIER to steal if it's in your back pocket. Dumbasses.

Come try to steal my wallet.

 

[compuwiz1]

TMI!
Everyone's butt is cracked...deal with it. Most of us don't complain about it.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
No, Rip the Jacker not have anal sex, nor he stick anything his my ass.

Shens, I think Rip the Jacker did stick something in his your ass.

 

[moshquerade]

but you poop from there.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Is there a giant acne zit on Rip the Jacker's hind?
Acne on the buttocks hurts. It sucks.