Rip the Jacker's butt hurts.

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JohnOfSheffield

JohnOfSheffield

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Did you have anal sex or stick something up your arse?

(just following the trend of avoiding reading before posting)
 
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TheGizmo

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Originally posted by: Casawi
Put a pillow between the chair and your ass.
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thats what i'm doing right now with a wooden chair from my dining table.. it really sucks still, my back hurts more than anything else. just moved here tho and low on cash so i cant afford a new chair yet. i have priorities... like getting a new projector lamp first :p
 
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everman

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Most chair padding tends to wear out over time, maybe go for something you can get re-stuffed.
 
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SaoFeng

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did u get put in a sleeper hold? because if so, when you wake up, your butt really hurts!
 
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SaoFeng

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did u get put in a sleeper hold? because if so, when you wake up, your butt really hurts!
 
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spidey07

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Work out.

If that doesn't appeal, you can get "ass implants" that you wear under your pants to compensate for the lack of cushion.

Or you could just work out.
 
JohnOfSheffield

JohnOfSheffield

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Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield
Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
No, I did not have anal sex, nor did I stick anything up my ass.
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Are you sure?
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LMAO, i fucking LOVE this post!!!!!!!!! post of the year winner!
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omg lozslarolloazlorofdoaroforoFL!

No.
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Well, you are an American, you don't have a sense of humor that counts, from Will and Grace and the American version of all great British comedy you brought failure across the field.

You wouldn't know humor if it whacked you across the head with a 2x4 and i'm willing to bet £10 (it's like 3000 dollars or something like that, well maybe not right now but in a few months it will be) that you don't get it.

 
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BigJ

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Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: Rip the Jacker
No, I did not have anal sex, nor did I stick anything up my ass.
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Are you sure?
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He didn't say anything about someone else sticking something up his ass.
 
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theprodigalrebel

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Oct 4, 2004
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Is the fat wallet in your back pocket causing you to put all your weight on a single side/cheek? Coz that happens sometimes.
 
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Rip the Jacker

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Is the fat wallet in your back pocket causing you to put all your weight on a single side/cheek? Coz that happens sometimes.
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Hell no. I don't understand how most people can live with wallets in back pockets.. that must be fucking annoying as hell. Not to mention it's EASIER to steal if it's in your back pocket. Dumbasses.
 
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