*Riddle*

Spooner

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Schwarzenegger has a long one.

- Spike Lee has a short one.

- The Pope doesn't use his.

------ What is it ?
 

MithShrike

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A man is pushing his car near a hotel and suddenly becomes scared. Once his car passes the hotel he is quite fine. Why was the man scared of the hotel?
 

Spooner

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Originally posted by: Mith
A man is pushing his car near a hotel and suddenly becomes scared. Once his car passes the hotel he is quite fine. Why was the man scared of the hotel?
playing Monopoly
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Spooner
Originally posted by: Mith
A man is pushing his car near a hotel and suddenly becomes scared. Once his car passes the hotel he is quite fine. Why was the man scared of the hotel?
playing Monopoly

Good one! Never heard that before... :D
 

boyRacer

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Originally posted by: Mith
A man is pushing his car near a hotel and suddenly becomes scared. Once his car passes the hotel he is quite fine. Why was the man scared of the hotel?

penis
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: boyRacer
Originally posted by: Mith
A man is pushing his car near a hotel and suddenly becomes scared. Once his car passes the hotel he is quite fine. Why was the man scared of the hotel?

penis

Methinks you need to step away from the crack pipe, good sir. ;)
 

dfi

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Originally posted by: Mith
A man is pushing his car near a hotel and suddenly becomes scared. Once his car passes the hotel he is quite fine. Why was the man scared of the hotel?

Because the hotel is haunted.

Because he was molested as a child by the hotel's owner.

Because there is no car or hotel, the man is simply crazy.

Because this riddle is too vague.

dfi

 

TJN23

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Originally posted by: boyRacer
Originally posted by: Mith
A man is pushing his car near a hotel and suddenly becomes scared. Once his car passes the hotel he is quite fine. Why was the man scared of the hotel?

penis

i don't get it
 

Beau

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Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: boyRacer
Originally posted by: Mith
A man is pushing his car near a hotel and suddenly becomes scared. Once his car passes the hotel he is quite fine. Why was the man scared of the hotel?

penis

Methinks you need to step away from the crack pipe, good sir. ;)

Just be sure to pass it on to the next person before you do
 

iamme

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Jul 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: dfi
Originally posted by: Mith
A man is pushing his car near a hotel and suddenly becomes scared. Once his car passes the hotel he is quite fine. Why was the man scared of the hotel?

Because the hotel is haunted.

Because he was molested as a child by the hotel's owner.

Because there is no car or hotel, the man is simply crazy.

Because this riddle is too vague.

dfi

er, you may want to read a few posts up ;)
 

boyRacer

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Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: boyRacer
Originally posted by: Mith
A man is pushing his car near a hotel and suddenly becomes scared. Once his car passes the hotel he is quite fine. Why was the man scared of the hotel?

penis

Methinks you need to step away from the crack pipe, good sir. ;)

Just be sure to pass it on to the next person before you do

will do... :beer: :D
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: TJN23
Originally posted by: boyRacer
Originally posted by: Mith
A man is pushing his car near a hotel and suddenly becomes scared. Once his car passes the hotel he is quite fine. Why was the man scared of the hotel?

penis

i don't get it
If you wanna get it, walk down a dark alley in San Francisco late at night.....you'll get it.