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Riddle: What is this???

DaFinn

Diamond Member
The range of ~8 inches long.
The functioning of which is
enjoyed by members of both sexes.
Is usually found hung, dangling ready
loosely for instant action.
It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end
and small hole at the other.
In use it is inserted, almost allways willingly,
sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly,
into a a warm fleshy, moist opening where
it is thrust in and drawn out again and again
many times in succession,
often quickly and accompanied by squirming
bodily movements.
Anyone found listening in will most surely
recognize the rhytmic, pulsing sound,
resulting from the well lubricated movements.
When finally drawn, it leaves behind a juicy frothy,
white sticky substance, some of which will need
cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening
and some of from its long glistening shaft.
After everything is done and the flowing and
cleansing liquids have ceased emanating,
it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest,
ready yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its
bristling climax twice or three times a day,
but often much less.

What am I????????

As you may have already guessed, the answer
to the riddle is none other than your very own....
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TOOTHBRUSH......

What were you thinking?
You PERVERT!!!
 
That post calling him a dipsh!t was really in jest. But then again, whenever he talks about that goddamn movie he acts like a douche. I don't hate him at all.
 
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