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Riddle - help

nole1fan

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Here is the riddel that buddy send me to see if I have the answer, he will buy drinks for all the friends.

My apology if it is already discussed, and please send me the link.

In a Small Town, USA lives three life long friends next door to one another. All three are married and have kids that have grown and gone off to college. Except each one has a handicap. One is deaf, one is mute, and the other is blind. But since they were small they have been like brothers and inseperable. One day the deaf guy's wife sends him to go and borrow some garam masala from the blind guys house. He goes next door and walks in unanounced like he usually does and looks around everywhere for someone. He looks in the kitchen, back yard, living room, bathroom and sees noone. He then heads to the bedroom and sees the blind guys wife lying on the bed playing with herself. She sees him and get's very embarrassed at first but then she motions him to come over and join her. He, being the typical horney male, goes over and starts to pound the ****** out of her.

At the same time the mute friend goes over to borrow a newspaper that he wanted to read from blind guy as well and he hears the moaning and slowly creeps over to the bedroom door to see some action. But to his shocking surprise he sees his best deaf friend pounding his blind friends wife doggy style. He quickly runs back to his house to comprehend what he just saw. Being a loyal and good friend he decides that he must tell his blind friend what he saw.

But how does the mute friend tell his blind friend that he saw their deaf friend fvcking his wife??
 
Originally posted by: nole1fan
But how does the mute friend tell his blind friend that he saw their deaf friend fvcking his wife??
Write it down and have someone (other than the deaf friend) read it aloud?
 
Originally posted by: alrocky
Originally posted by: nole1fan
the mute friend goes over to borrow a newspaper that he wanted to read from blind guy
It's the real riddle: why does the blind guy have a newspaper?


ROFLMFAO :thumbsup: Im crying that was so funny.

-Got laughs?
 
Originally posted by: nole1fan
Here is the riddel that buddy send me to see if I have the answer, he will buy drinks for all the friends.

My apology if it is already discussed, and please send me the link.

In a Small Town, USA lives three life long friends next door to one another. All three are married and have kids that have grown and gone off to college. Except each one has a handicap. One is deaf, one is mute, and the other is blind. But since they were small they have been like brothers and inseperable. One day the deaf guy's wife sends him to go and borrow some garam masala from the blind guys house. He goes next door and walks in unanounced like he usually does and looks around everywhere for someone. He looks in the kitchen, back yard, living room, bathroom and sees noone. He then heads to the bedroom and sees the blind guys wife lying on the bed playing with herself. She sees him and get's very embarrassed at first but then she motions him to come over and join her. He, being the typical horney male, goes over and starts to pound the ****** out of her.

At the same time the mute friend goes over to borrow a newspaper that he wanted to read from blind guy as well and he hears the moaning and slowly creeps over to the bedroom door to see some action. But to his shocking surprise he sees his best deaf friend pounding his blind friends wife doggy style. He quickly runs back to his house to comprehend what he just saw. Being a loyal and good friend he decides that he must tell his blind friend what he saw.

But how does the mute friend tell his blind friend that he saw their deaf friend fvcking his wife??

😕
 
Originally posted by: alrocky
Originally posted by: nole1fan
the mute friend goes over to borrow a newspaper that he wanted to read from blind guy
It's the real riddle: why does the blind guy have a newspaper?

The blind guy has a wife who might not be blind.

The real question is how the mute normally communicates with the blind guy.
 
Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: alrocky
Originally posted by: nole1fan
the mute friend goes over to borrow a newspaper that he wanted to read from blind guy
It's the real riddle: why does the blind guy have a newspaper?
The blind guy has a wife who might not be blind. The real question is how the mute normally communicates with the blind guy.
:roll:
As the story reads the mute is borrowing newspaper from blind guy, not from the blind guy's wife. As far as your question how the mute normally communicates with the blind guy please note that as per story that they are 'inseparable' so presumably the mute would sign to the deaf who in turn would speak to the blind.

Thanks for playing...

 
Originally posted by: alrocky
Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: alrocky
Originally posted by: nole1fan
the mute friend goes over to borrow a newspaper that he wanted to read from blind guy
It's the real riddle: why does the blind guy have a newspaper?
The blind guy has a wife who might not be blind. The real question is how the mute normally communicates with the blind guy.
:roll:
As the story reads the mute is borrowing newspaper from blind guy, not from the blind guy's wife. As far as your question how the mute normally communicates with the blind guy please note that as per story that they are 'inseparable' so presumably the mute would sign to the deaf who in turn would speak to the blind.

Thanks for playing...

1. If I wanted to borrow a CD from my friend's wife, I don't say "I'm going to borrow a CD from my firend's wife", I say "I'm going to borrow a CD from my firend". It is not to say the first way is incorrect, but it is just not how I explain things to an outsider when asked about what I am going to do.

The subscription might also be in the Blind guy's name for whatever reason, thus making it officially his paper.

Maybe it was just one paper and not a subscription that the mute friend had asked the blind guy to pick up.

We dont even know the blind guy's level of blindness. He may be legally blind, but still be able to see a little.

There are many other reasons for why the blind guy has the paper. So it would not be prudent to assume that a blind would not have a newspaper.

2. I just figured being inseparable was just a figure of speech, If they were in fact literally inseparable, They mute guy wouldn't not have to do anything, because the Blind guy would already be there. They would also be conjoined tripplets.

Thank YOU for playing!
 
Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: alrocky
Originally posted by: gotsmack
Originally posted by: alrocky
Originally posted by: nole1fan
the mute friend goes over to borrow a newspaper that he wanted to read from blind guy
It's the real riddle: why does the blind guy have a newspaper?
The blind guy has a wife who might not be blind. The real question is how the mute normally communicates with the blind guy.
:roll:
As the story reads the mute is borrowing newspaper from blind guy, not from the blind guy's wife. As far as your question how the mute normally communicates with the blind guy please note that as per story that they are 'inseparable' so presumably the mute would sign to the deaf who in turn would speak to the blind.

Thanks for playing...
1. If I wanted to borrow a CD from my friend's wife, I don't say "I'm going to borrow a CD from my firend's wife", I say "I'm going to borrow a CD from my firend". It is not to say the first way is incorrect, but it is just not how I explain things to an outsider when asked about what I am going to do. The subscription might also be in the Blind guy's name for whatever reason, thus making it officially his paper. Maybe it was just one paper and not a subscription that the mute friend had asked the blind guy to pick up. We dont even know the blind guy's level of blindness. He may be legally blind, but still be able to see a little. There are many other reasons for why the blind guy has the paper. So it would not be prudent to assume that a blind would not have a newspaper.

2. I just figured being inseparable was just a figure of speech, If they were in fact literally inseparable, They mute guy wouldn't not have to do anything, because the Blind guy would already be there. They would also be conjoined tripplets. Thank YOU for playing!
That is about the lamest defense you could have possibly posted. You should quit while behind.

 
Originally posted by: alrocky
That is about the lamest defense you could have possibly posted. You should quit while behind.

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The CD one is kinda weak, but the rest are solid.
 
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