SaigonK
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Bathroom Etiquette
This won?t be my only bathroom post due to the large amount of material that is available for this subject, but I need to get this thought out.
There should be a standard process that people should follow when they use the bathroom in order to prevent the spread of germs. This is just a rough draft of the process that I would recommend. Upon entering the waste depository area (politically correct label), one must approach the first available receptacle. If none are available, please wait outside. It is not fair to stand behind people who suffer from urinal performance fright. Once you obtain an available receptacle, keep eyes front, do your business, and then flush. Flushing is a key point here. Your waste is not a trophy that people will want to view. If it were, there would be pictures on the wall??Fecal pile of the month?, ?Most abstract Urine color of the week?, or ?Get a LOAD of this!? Since this isn?t the case, flush the damn thing! This also helps keep down the stench.
Once you flush, proceed to the hand washing area, turn on the water, dispense soap, lather rinse, repeat. Then, and only then, dispense the paper towels to dry your hands. There is nothing more appalling to see a guy come out a stall and first dispense the paper towel, then go for the soap! News Flash ass wipe, you have just infected the lever with the same substances that lines your under roos! What the Frig!!?? Now some poor unsuspecting SOB is going to wash then dry and think he?s germ free. He then goes to grab a sandwich, wipe his nose, shake someone?s hand, and now your germs are everywhere. Thanks.
Once your hands are dry, use the paper towel to shut off the water (you turned it on with your soiled hands), dispense of the towel, then go on with your day. I know that some of you are saying, ?hey, what about the automatic flushers, faucets, and paper towel dispensers?? Well, I have a whole other discussion to cover those damn things, so just relax.
Once I get all the details in place, I am going to petition congress to make this process law; this will ensure the safety of all citizens from germing themselves into an early grave (less tax income) or a few days on the toilet (also decrease in tax income) suffering from diarrhea. This will also provide additional jobs since we will either need to man all waste depository areas with people or install surveillance systems to ensure compliance. Ticketing will be carried out by the US Germ Patrol.
Bathroom Etiquette
This won?t be my only bathroom post due to the large amount of material that is available for this subject, but I need to get this thought out.
There should be a standard process that people should follow when they use the bathroom in order to prevent the spread of germs. This is just a rough draft of the process that I would recommend. Upon entering the waste depository area (politically correct label), one must approach the first available receptacle. If none are available, please wait outside. It is not fair to stand behind people who suffer from urinal performance fright. Once you obtain an available receptacle, keep eyes front, do your business, and then flush. Flushing is a key point here. Your waste is not a trophy that people will want to view. If it were, there would be pictures on the wall??Fecal pile of the month?, ?Most abstract Urine color of the week?, or ?Get a LOAD of this!? Since this isn?t the case, flush the damn thing! This also helps keep down the stench.
Once you flush, proceed to the hand washing area, turn on the water, dispense soap, lather rinse, repeat. Then, and only then, dispense the paper towels to dry your hands. There is nothing more appalling to see a guy come out a stall and first dispense the paper towel, then go for the soap! News Flash ass wipe, you have just infected the lever with the same substances that lines your under roos! What the Frig!!?? Now some poor unsuspecting SOB is going to wash then dry and think he?s germ free. He then goes to grab a sandwich, wipe his nose, shake someone?s hand, and now your germs are everywhere. Thanks.
Once your hands are dry, use the paper towel to shut off the water (you turned it on with your soiled hands), dispense of the towel, then go on with your day. I know that some of you are saying, ?hey, what about the automatic flushers, faucets, and paper towel dispensers?? Well, I have a whole other discussion to cover those damn things, so just relax.
Once I get all the details in place, I am going to petition congress to make this process law; this will ensure the safety of all citizens from germing themselves into an early grave (less tax income) or a few days on the toilet (also decrease in tax income) suffering from diarrhea. This will also provide additional jobs since we will either need to man all waste depository areas with people or install surveillance systems to ensure compliance. Ticketing will be carried out by the US Germ Patrol.
