Reviews at Amazon for 103" Plasma TV

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SaltBoy

SaltBoy

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Aug 13, 2001
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I Got a chuckle from the reviews for this. Enjoy...
"I wonder what the most expensive TV on amazon is..." says my girlfriend. Michael Jackson couldn't afford this. Probably cause he's dead.
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xanis

xanis

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Sep 11, 2005
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I like this review myself:

Dude, if I had a TV like this I would crap my pants on a daily basis probably. this TV rocks so effin hard I dont even know what to do. Dude I would buy like 4 of these TVs, and put one on each wall, and put like robocop on one of them, terminator on another, and predator on the other two. THat would be so freaking awesome that I would crap my pants so hard that I would be crapping other people's pants
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M0oG0oGaiPan

M0oG0oGaiPan

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Dec 7, 2000
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We should pick some random item on amazon and see who from atot can make the funniest review for the item. I nominate this item: http://www.amazon.com/Banana-Bunker-...f=pd_sim_hpc_2

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Tristicus

Tristicus

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Feb 2, 2008
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BrunoPuntzJones said:
http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-...9299287&sr=8-1
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Alright ya'lls, so I see this thing on the light box, and I think immediately - damn, that would be sweet for some good old driving sex! So I buy one. Got mine from a different site, [...], aka, my cousin B-Rock's van (he also got bulk tampons at a rally good rate, so hit him up). I put the tray in, okay, making sure I read good the instructions, okay. Then, I test it out. Works like a dream, never showing any signs of not being able to hold a person (and I weigh 167 with cleats). Well, I hop off it, toss the 10-W-40 into the hatch back, and head over to my girl Fredda's house to see if she's game. And of course, she is. Hey, she weren't known in high school as Under the Bleacher Creature for nothing. So we head out to Chastity Ridge for a little "us" time and to have sex using this device. Everything starts out pretty right, okay. We going at it pretty good, or as best we can considering I'm only 5'4" and Fredda is 6'1" and dime or two over three bills. But just when the leg I had hanging out the window got to shaking, that damn tray start a rattling and down she come. TIMMMMMBURNNNNN! Right on top of me, which normally I like, 'cept this time, I was the turkey in between her and the stick shift. Yee Ouch! So I guess I don't have to tell you why I gave this product only two stars.
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I lol'd.
 
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Bill Brasky

Bill Brasky

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May 18, 2006
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BrunoPuntzJones said:
http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-...9299287&sr=8-1
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Loved this one.

"Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!"
 
Demo24

Demo24

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