Reverse first-world problems: What *good* thing happened to you today?

[Red Squirrel]

We managed to get an 8 pack of double rolls of toilet paper today. There was a post on FB near our break so two of us went for a toilet paper run and made it on time. We thought it was kind of funny, it was like doing a coffee run, but toilet paper.

"Going to toilet paper anyone want anything?" "Sure I'll have a double charmin ultra soft please"

 

[sdifox]

We managed to get an 8 pack of double rolls of toilet paper today. There was a post on FB near our break so two of us went for a toilet paper run and made it on time. We thought it was kind of funny, it was like doing a coffee run, but toilet paper.

"Going to toilet paper anyone want anything?" "Sure I'll have a double charmin ultra soft please"

Don't worry the polar bears will relieve you of the toilet paper you got from the brown bears.

 

[highland145]

Don't worry the polar bears will relieve you of the toilet paper you got from the Bbown bears.

Wait, I thought that's why they were brown

 

[clamum]

Just saw on Twitter that Spectrum is offering Showtime for free until 04/19 I believe it is. Kinda cool I guess; I'll take it.

 

[highland145]

My neighbor is closed so fedex dropped off a package for her.

 

[BoomerD]

My neighbor is closed so fedex dropped off a package for her.

Thanks for letting them drop that with you...I'll be right over to pick it up...

 

[highland145]

Thanks for letting them drop that with you...I'll be right over to pick it up...

That's a long drive 2k+ drive.

 

[BoomerD]

That's a long drive 2k+ drive.

More like 3,000 miles...worth it though...right?

I mean, after all, it's a whole case of terlet paper.

 

[lxskllr]

That's a long drive 2k+ drive.

Roads are clear, no idiots to deal with. All it takes is fuel. Still less stressful than going to the local grocery, or Odin forbid, walmart.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Wife and I ventured into our nearest Costco today at high Noon and I got one of the last five packaged of TP (Scott 36-roll). Talk about timing.

 

[highland145]

More like 3,000 miles...worth it though...right?

I mean, after all, it's a whole case of terlet paper.

Well, come on then. Some of it might be slightly used by the time you get here though.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I found enough dried navy beans to make a batch of baked beans for now and another for later. This is good.

I do a variation of this in the oven overnight in the oven

Beans soaking until tomorrow night then into the oven for 12-14 hours at 250F for glorious Boston Baked beans the following morning.

 

[BoomerD]

Well, come on then. Some of it might be slightly used by the time you get here though.

jest rinse it out and hang it out to dry...

 

[IronWing]

Took the work truck to the car wash. It was so dead…

Audience: How dead was it?

It was so dead they actually decided to go ahead and clean the truck.

 

[highland145]

Verizon just gave us 15G of data, free for the next month. Our plan has 2G because I don't use any, the wife uses very little, the kid blows the plan in about a week. I'm just not going to pay for more.

 

[sdifox]

Verizon just gave us 15G of data, free for the next month. Our plan has 2G because I don't use any, the wife uses very little, the kid blows the plan in about a week. I'm just not going to pay for more.

Why are you not on home internet?

 

[Captante]

Customer is a surgery tech at the VA. They had a 45 min in service to show them how to wash their hands. She thought it was a bit late if they haven't been doing it right.

So doctors need a 45 min lesson on hand-washing now?

We're all doomed.

 

[highland145]

Why are you not on home internet?

We are and there's wifi just about everywhere which is why 2G will have to be good enough (normally).

 

[Captante]

More like 3,000 miles...worth it though...right?

I mean, after all, it's a whole case of terlet paper.

Not like there's much else to do!

 

[highland145]

So doctors need a 45 min lesson on hand-washing now?

We're all doomed.

Dr's probably blew off the in service. I didn't ask.

 

[highland145]

Not like there's much else to do!

Officer, I am sheltering in place. The whole effing USofA is my place.

 

[sdifox]

We are and there's wifi just about everywhere which is why 2G will have to be good enough (normally).

You mean your home internet has a 2GB limit?????

 

[highland145]

You mean your home internet has a 2GB limit?????

No, the verizon cell plan.

 

[snoopy7548]

No, the verizon cell plan.

But you're on home internet.

 

[shortylickens]

I ordered hand soap from Amazon.
They claimed it wouldnt arrive until April 7th.
But actually I got it two days ago.