Revenge of the manlets

[Exterous]

Jealous of the properly-heighted, our success, money and less pointy-elbowed women, the manlets in the area have struck back with a vicious blow. Our watercooler broke and was replaced yesterday with one a good foot shorter. I must now awkwardly bend down to fill my water bottle. I believe this is the worst thing to happen to a non-manlet in a good month or so

 

[highland145]

Slip it to their women and call it even.

 

[WiseUp216]

Slip it to their women and call it even.

But be careful. They're accustomed to very small penises.

 

[highland145]

But be careful. They're accustomed to very small penises.

True. It'll be a stampeded once they find out what they've been missing.

 

[BoomerD]

True. It'll be a stampeded once they find out what they've been missing.

Good thing they won't be bothering you then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qGfmRHZODc

 

[highland145]

Good thing they won't be bothering you then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qGfmRHZODc

Oh, yeah......well, I hope you poop your diaper. :colbert;

I did lol though.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Jealous of the properly-heighted, our success, money and less pointy-elbowed women, the manlets in the area have struck back with a vicious blow. Our watercooler broke and was replaced yesterday with one a good foot shorter. I must now awkwardly bend down to fill my water bottle. I believe this is the worst thing to happen to a non-manlet in a good month or so

Make one of the manlets fill your water bottle for you. That's what they're there for.

 

[highland145]

Make one of the manlets fill your water bottle for you. That's what they're there for.

And as a coaster.

 

[woodman1999]

And an armrest...

 

[GagHalfrunt]

And an armrest...

And tying shoes, fetching the remote when it falls under the sofa, cleaning gum from under desks, etc etc etc. That's what gives their little lives purpose and we should be helping them to accomplish all those things so they feel better about themselves. When you allow a manlet the honor of filling your water bottle it's an act of kindness.