retards outlawed spitting.

[Colt45]

so what happens when i cough up a chunk? i'm supposed to swallow it? fvck that.


about the urniation and pooping part, that is reasonable.. but i thought that was already outlawed.. at least via indecent exposure.




City Council Passes Bylaw Against Spitting In Public

SASKATOON -- People who still want to spit, urinate and defecate on the streets of Saskatoon are out of luck.

City council approved a bylaw last night, banning all three things in public.

The bylaw takes effect immediately, and authorizes Saskatoon police to impose fines of 100-dollars per infraction.

Failing to pay the fine could result in up to 30 days in jail.

The bylaw bans urinating or defecating on any private or public property, and it also bans spitting in public -- meaning on trails, walkways, sidewalks, parks and municipal reserves.

Athletes and baseball fans are safe, though, as ball diamonds aren't covered by the law.

Police will enforce the bylaw largely by responding to complaints.

Councillor Glen Penner says when people urinate on lawns and fences, it's a quality of life issue.

The bylaw describes the infractions as "a health risk and a nuisance."





I don't see the health risk of spitting on the street. I dont know too many people that lick the street on a regular basis.

 

[Mill]

Well it bans defecating and urinating on private property as well, so I guess you have to go to another city when you have to urinate or defecate. 😛

 

[NathanBWF]

<---- Lives in Saskatoon

Yeah our mayor is a fat useless bastard. We have the highest crime rate in Canada per capita (spl?) and this fat mess is worried about people spitting. :roll:

 

[EyeMWing]

It's Saskatchewan. What do you expect?

 

[Psycho18]

wtf..

 

[kranky]

Maybe if you often find yourself needing to spit on the street, you could carry a small cup with you to use.

 

[PatboyX]

a ha ha ha ha
edit:
you dont really know that cocksuckers specifically outlawed it, do you?

 

[Ornery]

Why is it that everybody starts spitting around sports venues? I noticed this while taping my son's football games. All the dad's "coaching" on the sidelines are constantly spitting. Why is that?

 

[Bryophyte]

I'm at a loss for words.

 

[ggavinmoss]

Man, I thought this was about something else entirely. 😕

-geoff

 

[Epoman]

Good, It's a disgusting habit that's sick and gross. I see people walking and they spit every few seconds. It's fcking gross.

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Man, I thought this was about something else entirely. 😕

-geoff

Good to see I'm not alone.. and damn you OP for getting my hopes up :|

😛

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Man, I thought this was about something else entirely. 😕

-geoff

Good to see I'm not alone.. and damn you OP for getting my hopes up :|

😛

me too 😱

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Man, I thought this was about something else entirely. 😕

-geoff

Good to see I'm not alone.. and damn you OP for getting my hopes up :|

😛

bah. ill make it a little more clear

 

[eakers]

the title of this thread had me thinking it was some weird porno thread.

 

[FrustratedUser]

LMAO @ thread title.

Oops, you edited out 'cocksuckers'.

 

[KenSr]

I guess they forgot to include farting, that stinks :laugh:

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

many towns already outlawed it...

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
LMAO @ thread title.

Oops, you edited out 'cocksuckers'.

Yeah. people thought i was talking about some porno producer 😛

 

The laws here never stopped me from pissing in public.

 

[Colt45]

Originally posted by: SampSon
The laws here never stopped me from pissing in public.

yeah. but do you run up to a fence to spit? hehe.


I don't think it will be enforced anyhow, but.. just bothers me that they'd waste their time passing something like this

 

[SuperTool]

What if you sneeze and some of it lands on the sidewalk?

 

[Bryophyte]

The sad thing is that people need to be told not to act that way in public. Your mamas should have taught you not to be so vulgar.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Ornery
Why is it that everybody starts spitting around sports venues? I noticed this while taping my son's football games. All the dad's "coaching" on the sidelines are constantly spitting. Why is that?

Because to be a big leaguer, you have to chew. Even if you don't like chew, you have to act like you do. Dad's were just setting a good example for their future sluggers.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
The sad thing is that people need to be told not to act that way in public. Your mamas should have taught you not to be so vulgar.

It is quite sad that it took legistation for something as stupid as spitting, AND public defecation, AND public urination.

I mean, holy crap, why would anyone do the last two... and spitting? Swallow the damn thing if you're in public, heck, carry tissues and put it in there, then throw the tissue out.