Resume failure..

[Syringer]

Just got this one today..

Payroll Responsibilities

*Using Quicktime for the payroll of 70 employees
*Double-checking cost allocations for regular hours, overtime hours, comp time and all leave time
*Verifying all employee hours and preparing Supervisors for the Certification process.



Edit: OUCH, i got pwned badly

 

[PCMarine]

you never know, quicktime could be some proprietary time keeping software

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Just got this one today..

Payroll Responsibilities

*Using Quicktime for the payroll of 70 employees
*Double-checking cost allocations for regular hours, overtime hours, comp time and all leave time
*Verifying all employee hours and preparing Supervisors for the Certification process.

Ouch combined with the line below it. Double-check fail.

 

[dbk]

QuickBooks

 

[rudeguy]

OP fail at fact checking.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: NSFW
OP fail at fact checking.

Spiderman owned?

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: NSFW
OP fail at fact checking.

dammit, beat me to it.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: NSFW
OP fail at fact checking.

failure resuming in 3, 2...

 

[destrekor]

What is this resume for? The potential employee is referencing payroll responsibilities... I'm assuming it was just a job held that is of some relation but not directly related to a position he is applying for?
Otherwise, OP fail

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: NSFW
OP fail at fact checking.

Spiderman owned?

I think the mods actually had to ban the OP for a while after that whole deal. He couldn't post in a thread without the whole thread turning into a spiderfest...


So OP, should we forward this to your boss?

"Dear Syringer's boss,

Not only can your employee not close the deal with a horny coed begging him to give her a hot beef injection, he is not aware of all the skillsets that some of the potential employees may have. His employment may need to be reevaluated and his manhood questioned at every opportunity.

Thanks care,
Anandtech"

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: NSFW
OP fail at fact checking.

Spiderman owned?

I think the mods actually had to ban the OP for a while after that whole deal. He couldn't post in a thread without the whole thread turning into a spiderfest...


So OP, should we forward this to your boss?

"Dear Syringer's boss,

Not only can your employee not close the deal with a horny coed begging him to give her a hot beef injection, he is not aware of all the skillsets that some of the potential employees may have. His employment may need to be reevaluated and his manhood questioned at every opportunity.

Thanks care,
Anandtech"

Yep, Know your skill set

 

[her209]

Oh snap!

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: NSFW
OP fail at fact checking.

Spiderman owned?

I think the mods actually had to ban the OP for a while after that whole deal. He couldn't post in a thread without the whole thread turning into a spiderfest...


So OP, should we forward this to your boss?

"Dear Syringer's boss,

Not only can your employee not close the deal with a horny coed begging him to give her a hot beef injection, he is not aware of all the skillsets that some of the potential employees may have. His employment may need to be reevaluated and his manhood questioned at every opportunity.

Thanks care,
Anandtech"

Yep, Know your skill set

Let the record show that in the email thread AccruedExpenditure wrote the following, after the quicktime reference was made:

ROTFLMAO, QUICKTIME!?!ONE!

 

[Tim]

Best
Thread
EVER

 

[rudeguy]

We still love ya Syringer!

 

[Babbles]

I suppose this means that the job candidate is overqualified relative to the person reviewing their resume.

 

[rudeguy]

So do they get the job?

 

[AkumaX]

he play WoW too?

 

[chuckywang]

Early nominee for pwnage of the year 2009?

 

[WingZero94]

Self pwnage

 

[Goosemaster]

AWESOME thread

<=--lulz

 

[xSauronx]

wait....does this mean you guys are going to start with "Quicktime!" in his threads now? cause Spider is better.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
wait....does this mean you guys are going to start with "Quicktime!" in his threads now? cause Spider is better.

Quick! Spider time!

 

[aphex]

Did Syringer just get Syringered?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Wow, I thought it was illegal to name a piece of software the same as another. They don't even seem affiliated with apple either.

Don't worry, I would have laughed too if I saw that. Though I probably would have looked it up first to make sure.