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You've tied yourselves to an ideal based on religion and nostalgia, which are not good elements for keeping a political party strong or effective. Your campaigns in particular reflect the foolishness associated with hypocrisy and false memories. You need to stop it.
You've already lost this election, just forget about it and think about the next four years. Start searching today. Make a list of all the decent people you can think of, not celebrities or outrageous characters. Nobody cool. Forget cool. First off, Republicans don't know what Cool is. On top of that Cool doesn't actually seem to be working for you. The party ends up with very unpleasant people who are also unqualified for the job. Find good, honest people with conviction in their hearts and a minimum of dirt in their background. If you spend 4 years vetting and investigating you should be safe. Of the people you find to be good and decent, select those which are actually qualified to be President of the United States. This will create a smaller pool of candidates, certainly, but one that will be able to stand up to debate and media pressure as well as mud-slinging from the Democrats. If no one stands out as high quality, just go ahead and ask Ben Stein. He'd probably do it, and he's not an embarrassment.
Democrats:
Assuming the GOP takes this advice, they won't be putting up sadistic morons anymore. You can't rely on popularity contests at that point. You'll actually have to run a strong campaign with someone who is not a pervert or a criminal.
Be ready.
You've already lost this election, just forget about it and think about the next four years. Start searching today. Make a list of all the decent people you can think of, not celebrities or outrageous characters. Nobody cool. Forget cool. First off, Republicans don't know what Cool is. On top of that Cool doesn't actually seem to be working for you. The party ends up with very unpleasant people who are also unqualified for the job. Find good, honest people with conviction in their hearts and a minimum of dirt in their background. If you spend 4 years vetting and investigating you should be safe. Of the people you find to be good and decent, select those which are actually qualified to be President of the United States. This will create a smaller pool of candidates, certainly, but one that will be able to stand up to debate and media pressure as well as mud-slinging from the Democrats. If no one stands out as high quality, just go ahead and ask Ben Stein. He'd probably do it, and he's not an embarrassment.
Democrats:
Assuming the GOP takes this advice, they won't be putting up sadistic morons anymore. You can't rely on popularity contests at that point. You'll actually have to run a strong campaign with someone who is not a pervert or a criminal.
Be ready.
