Republicans Seek To Terminate Pregnancies. 20,000+ Chads Threatened.

[Harvey]

Tallahassee, Fla.

Following last night's historic decision by the State Supreme Court, traditionally anti-abortion conservative Republican officials sought to pre-emptively silence uncounted voices of more than 20,000 unborn votes carried by still pregnant chads.

Lawyers for the chads filed a class action law suit in Florida's Superior Court, today, arguing that each of these pregnancies was the result of being poked by at least one voter. The suit seeks immediate relief, claiming that arbitrarily aborting these pregnancies would forever still the voices of these innocent unborn votes.

Traditionally anti-abortion conservative spokesmen could not be reached for comment.

 

[StageLeft]

lol

 

[fdiskboy]

Harvey,

I didn't know you voted in Palm Beach. That explains at least one of those votes.








































(This is not a flame. This is a good-natured joke, a jest, a feisty jab, etc)