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WelshBloke

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I thought this was going to be a sex thread and came in with some amusing anecdotes from my personal experiences in the reptilian-hybrid sex scene that's so popular in Utah these days. Now I'm disappointed.
I mean you totally had the chance to redeem this thread there!
 
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whm1974

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I wish I could give you such evidence. I can point you an interview that is pretty convincing. If you have the time

The guess is that these creature are from zeta reticuli, a twin sun system similar to ours (other than we aren't in a binary system) some 40 ly away.
Bod Lazar??? He is a damn fake!!!
Lazar's story has since been analyzed and rejected by skeptics and ufologists alike, including researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, who point out Lazar was never employed at Nellis Air Force Base and does not hold degrees from MIT or Caltech, as he claims.[3][4] His story gained renewed attention after a June 20, 2019 interview with Joe Rogan, as well as a 2018 documentary about his life entitled Bob Lazar: Area 51 & Flying Saucers.
 

OccamsToothbrush

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It is obvious that the orange lizard thing has implants. I don't like the fake ones.

Dude, you're just not getting this. These are reptilian-hybrids, they're all "fake ones". That's the whole point. It's not about natural, it's about getting freaky with an alien lizard creature.
 
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whm1974

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If getting freaky with an alien lizard creature is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Why in fucking Hell would you want to get freaky with an alien lizard creature anyway? :rolleyes: Elfin ears on a human looking young alien woman I can see, but creatures instead of people? Come on now that way to much there.:rolleyes:
 

OccamsToothbrush

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Why in fucking Hell would you want to get freaky with an alien lizard creature anyway? :rolleyes: Elfin ears on a human looking young alien woman I can see, but creatures instead of people? Come on now that way to much there.:rolleyes:

Once you've tried dragon you'll always be braggin'.

Captain Kirk was a coward. A green chick or an Indian from another planet, big whoop, anyone can go there. You don't know what you're missing. Spikes and scales and tails, oh my!!
 
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whm1974

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Once you've tried dragon you'll always be braggin'.

Captain Kirk was a coward. A green chick or an Indian from another planet, big whoop, anyone can go there. You don't know what you're missing. Spikes and scales and tails, oh my!!
Didn't the Alien Queen in the V Remake ate the male soldier who mated with her?:eek: You wouldn't mate with a female giant preying mantis due to the risk having your head bitten off now will you?
 

OccamsToothbrush

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Didn't the Alien Queen in the V Remake ate the male soldier who mated with her?:eek: You wouldn't mate with a female giant preying mantis due to the risk having your head bitten off now will you?

Sure, maybe some alien reptile could squirt caustic acid in the throes of ecstasy or bite your head off as a trophy to stick on their bed post. Where's your sense of adventure? Sometimes brave men must boldly go where no one has gone before, that's where the wild things are.
 
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whm1974

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Sure, maybe some alien reptile could squirt caustic acid in the throes of ecstasy or bite your head off as a trophy to stick on their bed post. Where's your sense of adventure? Sometimes brave men must boldly go where no one has gone before, that's where the wild things are.
There are plenty of wild young women here on Earth. No need to go boldly forth and start looking for exotic alien young females that don't even look remotely human. There are also plenty of animals on this planet for you since it seems that you are into bestiality.

Due the latter you should and see a shrink ASAP!!!!
 

OccamsToothbrush

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There are plenty of wild young women here on Earth. No need to go boldly forth and start looking for exotic alien young females that don't even look remotely human. There are also plenty of animals on this planet for you since it seems that you are into bestiality.

Due the latter you should and see a shrink ASAP!!!!

It's not bestiality, they're people hybrids. Lithuanian, Peruvian, Reptilian, what's the difference? You have to keep an open mind and try new things. Speaking of trying new things, where would we be if everyone had your sense of adventure? The human race would not have gotten very far if the first man looked at the first woman and said "That thing is different from me, it's got strange parts and there might be teeth in there. No way, I'm sticking with dudes." But he manned up and went for it and we all benefit from his bravery.
 

whm1974

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It's not bestiality, they're people hybrids. Lithuanian, Peruvian, Reptilian, what's the difference? You have to keep an open mind and try new things. Speaking of trying new things, where would we be if everyone had your sense of adventure? The human race would not have gotten very far if the first man looked at the first woman and said "That thing is different from me, it's got strange parts and there might be teeth in there. No way, I'm sticking with dudes." But he manned up and went for it and we all benefit from his bravery.
Dude, men have always been screwing women since forever, I have never had any against sex with young alien women, but they should look close enough to human that you don't like you are fucking an animal.:eek:o_O
 

OccamsToothbrush

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Dude, men have always been screwing women since forever, I have never had any against sex with young alien women, but they should look close enough to human that you don't like you are fucking an animal.:eek:o_O

No, men have not been screwing women forever. Somebody was first, he ventured into the unknown and we all owe him for that. But that's beside the point. The point is that going after alien women that look human is like cheating on your wife with somebody that looks like your wife. If you're after some strange, then make it really strange.
 

slayer202

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No, men have not been screwing women forever. Somebody was first, he ventured into the unknown and we all owe him for that. But that's beside the point. The point is that going after alien women that look human is like cheating on your wife with somebody that looks like your wife. If you're after some strange, then make it really strange.

ohhh boy, we got a live one

who was the first guy to screw a woman? when did it happen?