repost, but funny

[ahandinthebush]

try the fun story generator, post your story if its worth a look my laziness got me busted again

 

[yakko]

Why can't you people link directly?

 

[thereds]

yeah, no sh|t.

 

[DannyLove]

for yakko

 

[thethrow]

Actually the story page is here.

 

[ahandinthebush]

thx for the correct link. i am too ashamed to post mine, lets see what you got

 

[thethrow]

Not the funniest one (the story changes each time) but...



<< It was a long time since i'd smacked any lung so I tasted to the disco and looked for a nose shop. The sales assistant was licking very hurriedly I asked them if anything was wrong and they said &quot;yes, my George W Bush has run away with another woman called Mahatma Gandi They looked very sad and they were touching erotically To cheer them up I invited them to stroke the the dentists with me to have a spectacles We sucked for hours and one thing led to another and soon we were back at their the bathroom twirling beard angrily and scratching to each other. >>



Pretty funny if you like crazy humour..

 

[TommyWDetroit]

<< One day I was running down the street. I bumped into Jason who I hadn't beat for years.&quot;Hello&quot; I said to them. &quot;Hello&quot; they replied. They had become much more hairy and their panties was very silly now. I stood as I realised deep down I had a lot of nervous for them. We started walking in the street and I suggested we shoved to the rave to cry a poop &quot;Sure! I'd love to!&quot; they said, and we grabbed off together. While we were there they started ramming me and I tried to run them off, &quot;Things just aren't the same any more&quot; I fought slowly &quot;I love Bill Clinton now and I have to go back to head shop now&quot;. We sat and I never pounded them again. >>






:Q

 

[LordMaul]

Mine is BEST!




It was a long time since i'd whacked any buttass so I kicked to the floor and looked for a snot shop. The sales assistant was fiddling very quickly so I asked him if anything was wrong and he said, &quot;Yes, my Danny has run away with another woman called GirlFriday. They looked very sad and they were eating exitedly... To cheer them up I invited them to throw the rug with me to have a snot. We fought for hours and one thing led to another and soon we were back at their kitchen sludging tv trays narfily and yucking to each other.

 

[thelanx]

Ad Libs are funny.

It was a happy , angry rainy day, I opened the leg and found there was nothing to eat. I went to the zoo for some hot food but the only food I had was rabbit food. There was only one can left, Mr. A was looking at me quickly I didnt know whether to slide it to them or kiss it myself. I decided to kick them for it and and we grabbed around on the floor pulling Eventually they won and hopped my arm erotically

LOL

 

[LordMaul]

Ad libs? Did you make that up?

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

I was working in my Karma Sutra temple just swimming my own business, when a shiny man popped his eyebrow over my dilbert &quot;hello&quot;, he licked puked pounced me?&quot; . I felt tenderness as i was only wearing my cubicalwall I munched my toenail and asked him to erotically come round to my front cup It turned out that he was my old can from mall how much he'd driven he was slippery and wet now, and not at all transparent anymore. I threw into his belly button and we fallen quickly I still feel bitterness for him after all. It was hate at first ****ED again!!


Mine Rules what can I say!!