replace "Yes!" with "Yep!" during sex

[Mayne]

its not quite so sexy anymore..but will still do.

 

[Mayne]

or "Oh God!" with "Oh Jehova"

 

[KLin]

How about a donkey punch with a cleveland steamer?

 

[WelshBloke]

How about "Stop! Wrong hole!" with "Not tonight it isn't!".

 

[acheron]

or "Oh God!" with "Oh Jehova"

All I said was, "that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Okie dokie.

 

[x-alki]

Dear god, there sure are some retarded people on here.

 

[Fritzo]

Hooray is a favorite of mine.

 

[Kadarin]

How about "Stop! Wrong hole!" with "Not tonight it isn't!".

You mean "Not right now, you don't!"

 

[shortylickens]

 

[ahenkel]

 

[BladeVenom]

At least go with "affirmative captain," instead of yes.

 

[mmntech]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-HSjMS3Ks

 

[silverpig]

Add a "hurry hard!" in there and you've got a curling match

 

[MrPickins]

Demetri Martin called; he wants his joke back.