'rents:What would ya do if your kid came downstairs at the head of a human centipede?

[preslove]

Shock? WTF face? Play it off?

 

[Tristicus]

At least you don't suck ass kid.

 

[Scotteq]

Shrug and be happy (s)he's not at the tail

 

[PaperclipGod]

Shock? WTF face? Play it off?

Depends on how they were connected.

 

[Spoooon]

Play it off and walk away so that the wife would have to deal with it.

 

[rudder]

I would take some niacin. I have heard that it counteracts the LSD.

 

[Arcadio]

I'm not a father, but I would probably scream to the top of my lungs, then I might cry like a baby while calling 911. I don't know if I would attempt to separate my kid from the rest of the centipede.

 

[SunnyD]

I'd sell the story to SciFi/SyFy/CrappyChannel as a B-list parody.

 

[nanette1985]

Yawn. Just another day at the Princess Ida household. These kids today, they get into the strangest situations.

 

[JS80]

I would lol, then wtf, then third action depends on age of child.

 

[mmntech]

I'd be proud that he's the one shitting on the other two.

 

[preslove]

Depends on how they were connected.

Let's go with Paperclips...

 

[Perknose]

I'd quickly head down to Payless Shoes and try to negotiate a bulk discount!

 

[KaOTiK]

The obvious answer of course, wrap barb wire around my penis and rape the last member of the centipede, duh!

 

[Krazy4Real]

The obvious answer of course, wrap barb wire around my penis and rape the last member of the centipede, duh!

lmao!

 

[PaperclipGod]

Let's go with Paperclips...

Prolly just lol. I was worried they were all going to be connected at the genitals, in which case my kid would be getting it in the ass, which wouldn't be a happy sight.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Kill the shit out of the motherfucker who did it.

 

[J-Money]

I'd try to figure out how I allowed such an extensive operation to happen in my own home without me knowing.