Rental Durango, What to do?

[Pliablemoose]

I have a rental Durango while my truck that was sideswiped by an Asian from Venus is in the shop...

5.7L V8, with the 3rd row bench seat, what a freaking bus. 14K miles & I feel every bump & the suspension wallows in the dips.

Any suggestions for it's use while in my posession?

 

[Anubis]

rob a bank

 

Do some neutral drops - rev up to about 5000 in neutral, and then slip it into drive.

Diabolical, I know :Q

 

[Narse]

I work for a rental car company so be careful what you say!!!! :Q

 

[Demon-Xanth]

5.7? Sure it's not 5.9? I didn't think they had the hemi yet.

 

[ElFenix]

take it on a ski trip. thats what we did with a rental expedition.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
5.7? Sure it's not 5.9? I didn't think they had the hemi yet.

I just glanced @ the sticker in the glove box, could be the 5.9...

 

[chin311]

id be doing donuts and taking that beast off road rooting up some grass.......::sigh:: i wonder why they wont let 18 yr olds rent cars??

 

[Demon-Xanth]

If it's 2WD, it's the 4.7. If it's 4WD it could either be the 4.7 or the 5.9.

 

[TrueBlueLS]

I'd say start ripping random things out of the ground with it and possibly towing unsuspecting victims' cars.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Steal the engine an return it with a small 4 banger.

 

[StageLeft]

Install a 700 shot of nitro and take it to the strip.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Stack it into a tree.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Stack it into a tree.

I saw an Excursion @ the body shop that blew a tire, literally flew into a tree & rolled

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Install a 700 shot of nitro and take it to the strip.

Put a 50 shot of nitrous on it, like those guys did with the rental Neon

 

[Rapidskies]

 

[xEDIT409]

Originally posted by: jumpr
Do some neutral drops - rev up to about 5000 in neutral, and then slip it into drive.

Diabolical, I know :Q

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

add nos for the fun of it .....see what happens
thats what some friends of mine did to a rental geo.....it went boom.....they had insurance....

 

[Pepsi90919]

haven't you ever seen the jackass movie?

 

[Kaervak]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
haven't you ever seen the jackass movie?

Eh, the better version of that is the CKY2K one.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Just got back from video store, it does pretty good brakestands

 

[ckkoba]

Hrm, didn't some people actually rent a car and take it racing across the country? Not the Cannonball, but that one race that they do these days...

 

[MichaelD]

Damn! I didn't know that your brand new truck with all the dope ass accessories got smacked into! :Q

I'm sorry, man...that's the worst feeling in the world...damn NEW truck. I hope his car got banged up? :evil:

Glad you and the Little Mooses are OK though.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

GO 4 wheeling

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Damn! I didn't know that your brand new truck with all the dope ass accessories got smacked into! :Q

I'm sorry, man...that's the worst feeling in the world...damn NEW truck. I hope his car got banged up? :evil:

Glad you and the Little Mooses are OK though.

Yeah, everyone's fine, felt sorry for the kid, he was on the way to graduation & his Civic will need lots of fiberglass repair, a whopping $450 worth of damage to my truck, have I mentioned how much I like driving a sturdy truck?

The body shop is putting on my diamond tread tailgate protector for me too, I didn't have to tools to do it properly