I had a few football players on my floor in the dorms. They were big guys and a lot of them would push people around a bit, not really bullying but kinda.
They asked me to work on their system for them, one was having a few issues, so I installed remote VNC and also fixed his issue. I also set it to lock out the keyboard and mouse when i log in.
So a few days later I login while the guy is talking with his GF and tell her she is a skanky ho, and break up with her for him. I hear him bellowing down the hall about it, but he couldnt figure out what was happening.
Later on I told the football players that while they may be bigger and stronger, I let them know that if they f!@#$ with me/friends again I had enough power to remove homework files, spoof emails, and ran down a list that left them scared, even though most of it was untrue.
Our floor never had a problem with them again
Of course I was one of the bigger geeks on the floor (6'2 195lbs, in good shape back then) but it was more for fun than anything 
inspired by http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1638457&enterthread=y
They asked me to work on their system for them, one was having a few issues, so I installed remote VNC and also fixed his issue. I also set it to lock out the keyboard and mouse when i log in.
So a few days later I login while the guy is talking with his GF and tell her she is a skanky ho, and break up with her for him. I hear him bellowing down the hall about it, but he couldnt figure out what was happening.
Later on I told the football players that while they may be bigger and stronger, I let them know that if they f!@#$ with me/friends again I had enough power to remove homework files, spoof emails, and ran down a list that left them scared, even though most of it was untrue.
Our floor never had a problem with them again
inspired by http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1638457&enterthread=y