Remote Controlled FART MACHINE $13

[robsdeals]

Remote Controlled FART MACHINE $13 retails for $30!

Sorry just couldn't pass this one up. The remote control part is just an added bonus. I can't stop laughing.


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[Evadman]

WTF is that? I got to get it just beacuse it is remote control!

 

[Slugbait]

I have a remote control...it's my finger!

 

[xjqian]

The Remote Controlled Fart Machine is the high tech replacement for the now obsolete rubber Whoopee Cushion.

Where can I find the obsolete rubber one? Sounds nice.

 

[CKDragon]

This is really tempting, I bet for the few days I'd have tons of fun with it and then it would just sit around

CK

 

[souja]

Someone needs to make a Jamie Kennedy model: one that makes the sounds AND releases a foul odor.

They did this on a skit where they wanted to see how far a guy would go to pick up a girl. The fart machine was located in the girl's barstool and they fired it up several times while the guy was picking her up and he just pretended nothing happened...

lol.

souja

 

[ChrisADuffy]

A guy I work with has this and it had people rolling for long periods of time. Especially when you have some good actors in the crowd playing along, the victims give strange looks and sometimes bolt out of the room before the "smell" reaches them. It is worth it.

 

[Ionizer]

Thought of this idea about 5 years ago.
Found out someone had capitalized on my idea about 3 years ago.

Purchased it 2 years ago. Haven't gotten much use out of it, but it's fun when you do.
The fart noises are a little "fake" sounding though. I wish they sounded more realistic.

Also as for the old "obsolete" whoopee cushion. They actually have IMPROVED it (you didn't think that was possible did ya?) and now it is SELF INFLATING. Yes, I mean you use it, and then it has some kinda special cushioning stuff in it that will actually self inflate!! Talk about lazy!

 

[Souka]

a simple spring is all you would need (like the foam you mentioned). Soon as the person got off it, it would just "re-inflate".

only problem I see is that you might not be able to "super-fill" the bag....kidna fun filling it up and bouncing it around.....and may not let out a huge sound.

Ahh well...kewlness regradless.

 

[Eug]

Strangely enough, the grocery store down the street sells this very unit. Interestingly, my neighbourhood has virtually no kids in it.

 

[FatPat]

Crap, Shipping & handling $6.95. :|

 

[Acme]

I bought mine a few years ago from these guys. S&H is $5.00 to US addresses.

www.funforalltoys.com

The site is very well done and professional looking and the shipments are quick. Customer service was courteous both via email and when I called their 800-number for help. I got to talking to the customer service guy and found out that the company consists of him and his wife and they run it out of their garage. They have a small B&M retail toy store in Rehoboth Beach, DE, but they only get seasonal traffic in there. They wanted a way to level out their cash flow so they started the web site. I don't know about you guys, but I *LOVE* little web success stories like that. I will absolutely do business with them again.

Here's another favorite fart toy of mine. It's called the "Wind Breaker". It is essentially a little container of that goo stuff you used to play with when you were a kid but when you shove your fingers in the little jar it forces air out of the goo and makes incredibly realistic fart noises. Check it out.

Wind Breaker

Acme

 

[Garet Jax]

Just picked one up for a friend of mine. Awesome.

 

[leonc]

"New louder realistic farts"
Nice to see technology keeping up with the fart game.

 

[JJd]

I got one off *bay for about $12 shipped. What you do is put this unit in your pants (just pull your shirt out a bit), the remote is only the size of a matchbook so have that in hand, then go around work telling co-workers you think you got some bad food at lunch...press button...cringe like it hurts, press button...ect. It's got about 4 or 5 different sounds. I had a blast with it!

 

[OneStepsAhead]

Northern Tools B&M has this in their "Father's Day" flyer for $10.

 

[FatPat]

Thanks Acme, shipping is cheaper @ funforalltoys.com. Glad to know they're reliable, too.

 

[Soldat]

at the risk of thread 'crapping'...this really 'stinks'....lol

i crack myself up sometimes

 

[mrbentley]

I once got kicked out of Dennys for playing around with this toy. Don't understand why, hmm.

 

[Garet Jax]

I ordered, but got an email today saying they were out of stock. I cancelled my order since I didn't want to wait for restocking.

 

[scoreadeal]

I wonder if you bought like say... 6 of them, whether you could have a Dolby experience all from one single remote?

Anyone?

Need a larger model for the sub woofer though...

 

[tolbyn]

LOL! Wow, I don't think I can pass up this gadget. Sounds too funny.

 

[DEFIANT1]

Or......

.....You could go here and get some samples for free!

 

[xjqian]

Thanks, DEFIANT1. I'll definitely add that site to my favorite. Can't help laughing when listening to that "Embarassingly Long, Funky Ripper that was Off the Scale"

 

[tigerbait]

A friend of mine has that same machine. He always brings it to class. That thing is so funny. The farts really do sound real. It is best to hide under some girl's desk during a test.