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dank69

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SI swimsuit issue had attractive women?


WTF is going on here?
I hear you can find all the pics of "attractive" people you could ever want online now. I haven't verified this myself yet but I think it's a pretty big deal.
 
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Well since it probably aligns with when you last remember your penis working without having to use Viagra I can see why you pine for the days of getting jack off material from a shitty sports magazine.

There's VR porn now, why would you even bother with a "swimsuit issue" if you wanted something to stroke your impotent weiner to? Do you also miss the SEARS catalogue so you could look at the lingerie? Next up, tell us about your struggles of renting Fast Times at Ridgemont High on VHS failing because the tape had been so replayed at that part that you couldn't even tell if Phoebe Cates had breasts.
 

Torn Mind

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Seems like they want women to buy this issue, following Rihanna's lead in fashion, which could only happen if women had the mindset favorable to buying based on the principles of "body positivity" and inclusiveness.

Or CIara and Kim Kardashian paid them to get featured.
 

nutxo

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Well since it probably aligns with when you last remember your penis working without having to use Viagra I can see why you pine for the days of getting jack off material from a shitty sports magazine.

There's VR porn now, why would you even bother with a "swimsuit issue" if you wanted something to stroke your impotent weiner to? Do you also miss the SEARS catalogue so you could look at the lingerie? Next up, tell us about your struggles of renting Fast Times at Ridgemont High on VHS failing because the tape had been so replayed at that part that you couldn't even tell if Phoebe Cates had breasts.
LOL. It works just fine. Why you getting all bent out of shape? You into fat old women or maybe you are one? My wife fucking gagged when she saw that Kardashian. LOL. Fucking go cry somewhere else. Fucking INCEL

It's sports illustrated. I ran across the announcement. I showed my wife and we laughed about it.
 

SKORPI0

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"celebrates 28 powerful women in an inclusive range of backgrounds and body types " :D
 

Shmee

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Pigs are kinda neat, and I sure do like bacon.
 

SKORPI0

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Didn't know his mother is/was a supermodel in the '60s.
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Charmonium

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I'm curious how this new "woke edition" swimsuit edition will sell. Probably not great.
First let me say that there's no excuse for "fat shaming." At the same time however, there's no such thing as "healthy" obese. Can you just be plain, garden variety overweight though?I haven't stumbled upon anything one way or the other. But once you're solidly into "porky" your next stop is morbidly porky. And that is definitely no bueno. Of course there will always be exceptions to most rules, but they're called exceptions for a reason.

The point is that making people feel worse than they already do for any number of other reasons, is only going to make things worse. Every person who is significantly overweight knows how hard it is to lose fat. You're basically fighting evolution - since, while you know that you'll feed your body eventually, your body has been with you for a while and has no doubts that you're a lying sack of shit.

Come on Lucy. I know that I'm never going to kick that football but you keep telling me you're legit this time. You and your body need counseling.
Yeah there are still some boomers breathing I guess.
Personally, I rather like gallows humor, but as a general rule, peeps don't like confronting their own mortality - even If the choices that they then make serve only to accelerate their demise. And the boomers are in much greater need of having some hope. Plus the correlation between age > 60 and covid deaths is the sort of coincidence you don't normally see IRL.
Hey now... it also has an online component! Maybe the porn filter isn't strict enough to work on this site, so we'll have a whole new generation of teenagers rubbing one out to Grandma Musk :)
No one seems to ever talk about GILF porn, but it is definitely NOT just for horny yung-uns. It's not unlike admitting to one having a My little Pony fetish
 
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BudAshes

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It's all about the money, so clearly the target market has changed. SI Swimsuit edition was all we had as middle schoolers back in the day.
 

sdifox

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It's all about the money, so clearly the target market has changed. SI Swimsuit edition was all we had as middle schoolers back in the day.
you must live in a third wold country. we had access to Sears catalogue :colbert:
 
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