Remember that drink with the floaty "semen"-like chunks on it? Came out around six years ago.

StageLeft

No Lifer
Sep 29, 2000
70,150
5
0
I am not sure if I made a thread about this before. I probably did, but my memory sucks.

Anyway, it was this nasty fruit drink, I think, and it had "floaty bits" in it, which I could best describe as ejaculate floating in the drink. As it went down your throat it tasted like--well, you can guess. It was so hideous to look at, and less enjoyable to drink. Why do people make crap like that and try and make money from it?
 

MrBond

Diamond Member
Feb 5, 2000
9,911
0
76
As it went down your throat it tasted like--well, you can guess.
How do YOU know what that tastes like? :D

I remember it - it was called Orbit, had little bits of geletin floating in it.

 

KoolAidKid

Golden Member
Apr 29, 2002
1,932
0
76
Sort of similar to bubble tea, which is very popular in Asia and seems to be becoming more popular in the states as well.
 

Jzero

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
18,834
1
0
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I am not sure if I made a thread about this before. I probably did, but my memory sucks.

Anyway, it was this nasty fruit drink, I think, and it had "floaty bits" in it, which I could best describe as ejaculate floating in the drink. As it went down your throat it tasted like--well, you can guess. It was so hideous to look at, and less enjoyable to drink. Why do people make crap like that and try and make money from it?

They were little spheres. I dunno why you would think they looked like semen....

That stuff was awful, btw.
 

StageLeft

No Lifer
Sep 29, 2000
70,150
5
0
Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I am not sure if I made a thread about this before. I probably did, but my memory sucks.

Anyway, it was this nasty fruit drink, I think, and it had "floaty bits" in it, which I could best describe as ejaculate floating in the drink. As it went down your throat it tasted like--well, you can guess. It was so hideous to look at, and less enjoyable to drink. Why do people make crap like that and try and make money from it?

They were little spheres. I dunno why you would think they looked like semen....

That stuff was awful, btw.
Well, they were like seminal globs, and they "slipped" down one's throat.

 

mobobuff

Lifer
Apr 5, 2004
11,099
1
81
Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I am not sure if I made a thread about this before. I probably did, but my memory sucks.

Anyway, it was this nasty fruit drink, I think, and it had "floaty bits" in it, which I could best describe as ejaculate floating in the drink. As it went down your throat it tasted like--well, you can guess. It was so hideous to look at, and less enjoyable to drink. Why do people make crap like that and try and make money from it?

They were little spheres. I dunno why you would think they looked like semen....

That stuff was awful, btw.

When suspended in the syrup they probably took a more spherical shape, but when on your tongue they probably turned to gooey ball clumps.
 

dquan97

Lifer
Jul 9, 2002
12,010
3
0
It was called Orbitz...I believe I still have a bottle around. It looked like a lava lamp, so I saved it.
 

mobobuff

Lifer
Apr 5, 2004
11,099
1
81
Originally posted by: dquan97
It was called Orbitz...I believe I still have a bottle around. It looked like a lava lamp, so I saved it.

Sell it on eBay, you'll make hundreds if not thousands.
 

Ramma2

Platinum Member
Jul 29, 2002
2,710
1
0
Haha that stuff came out when I was in highschool. It was fun to watch everyone try to choke it down, when it was so nasty, just because it looked cool.