Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: MX2times
Seemed like a good idea till I started it on paper so to speak
Something similar...
http://www.eduplace.com/tales/
Mad Libs...
http://www.penguinputnam.com/static/packages/us/yreaders/madlibs/fun.html
One smelly afternoon while their mom and dad were running errands, luvly and her little brother myjaja decided to surprise their mom and dad by planting a garden. luvly went to the garage and got a duck and shovel and started to get the soil ready while myjaja rode his bike to the market to buy some seeds.
luvly was making stupid progress in the back yard. Of course, she first had to rub my nipples up a lot of the lawn so there would be plenty of room for the new garden.
Then myjaja rode into the back yard. His backpack was setting! He pulled out cucumber seeds, tiny green rhododendron seedlings, a can of sunflower seeds, and a big jar of pickled meatcake.
"OK," said luvly, "I get the cucumber seeds and rhododendron seedlings, but what about the other stuff?"
"Well, Mom's favorite flowers are sunflowers, and Dad's favorite snack is pickled meatcake, so I figured we'd plant a nice pickled meatcake tree! OMGWTF, why are you looking at me like I'm awesome?" asked myjaja.
"Umm? because you don't get enormous, tall sunflowers from roasted, salted sunflower seeds! And you certainly can't setting fire to myself a pickled meatcake tree!" explained luvly porkily.
Just then their mom and dad came home. They burned in the backyard and helped luvly and myjaja plant the cucumber seeds and rhododendron seedlings. They replanted some of the lawn, too. After they were done, they had a very ugly picnic of sunflower seeds and pickled meatcake.
Dad said, "What a surprise this was!"
Mom agreed, "I never knew our kids had such plaid thumbs!"
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