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Remember Andrew Dice Clay?

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Most of this stuff cannot be repeated here, but I was just thinking back to the good ole days when I had a tape of his. And I thought I would share a tip/hint. Next time you are making love to your woman try something new. Instead of the regular "oh, ya baby, uuuuhhh", when you are about to do your thang, yell out "Yowzers!". If you heard the tape you'd know it was hilarious, and I suggest you try it out to give your woman a little show, it'll make her feel like she is so awesome and keep her from getting bored. Or remember his nursery rhymes?
 
Yeah, I remember that moron. His whole act was a cigarette and vulgarity. A real fifteen minutes of fame type.
 
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
His movie Ford Fairlane was awesome!! I'm really hoping for it to come out on DVD.

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Yeah, that was a great movie. My wife said she tried to find it on DVD, but no such luck. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I thought he was funny. His movie Ford Fairlane was awesome!! I'm really hoping for it to come out on DVD.

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i always knew there was something seriously wrong with you!
 
Originally posted by: GroundZero
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I thought he was funny. His movie Ford Fairlane was awesome!! I'm really hoping for it to come out on DVD.

amish
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i always knew there was something seriously wrong with you!
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You haven't been around long if it took the revelation of this factoid to make you think that. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: GroundZero
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I thought he was funny. His movie Ford Fairlane was awesome!! I'm really hoping for it to come out on DVD.

amish
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i always knew there was something seriously wrong with you!
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Actually Ford Fairlane is a hilarious movie unless one has no sense of humor. The Diceman is crude and crass....but that is also part of his charm. I admint his standup stuff gets old quick but this movie is great.

 
he's over there now.

cause today is so close to yesterday, like almost like it was the was the same day

ya hear?
 
jack and jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.....
Mary had a little lamb she kept in her backyard.....
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she bent over.....

that is all I think is even remotely close to being safe here🙂
 
So I got into the doctor's office and hte nurse says, "gimme a cup of urine". I says, "you take cream and sugar with that honey. then i see the doctor and he proceeds to jam a finger up my a$$. This man went to medical school for 8 years and he resorts to this? You don't just jam your finger up somebody's a$$. Then he starts jugling my cu-yons like he's lookin for ripe tomatoes. I'm like, "Doc back off, this aint to f***ing social call".
 
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