Religious Jokes

[SandEagle]

A muslim arrives at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. St. Peter looks him up and down and says "What do YOU want?"

With a glowing smile the man says, "I'm here for Jesus..."

St. Peter pokes his head around the gates and shouts "JESUS, YOUR CAB'S HERE!"

i'm here all week, folks.

 

[randomrogue]

Blasphemy!

 

[clamum]

So fuckin terrible it's... fuckin terrible.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Probably a bad idea to make Muslim jokes, isn't that why they're destroying the US embassies? lol

 

[StrangerGuy]

Probably a bad idea to make Muslim jokes, isn't that why they're destroying the US embassies? lol

It's the perfect time to make fun of more of them! Until they realise to the more they want to react irrationally the more motivation people will have to keep doing it for the lulz.

 

[SSSnail]

Screw them! The day that you have to fear them for hating our freedom, they'd have won.

 

[OCGuy]

Probably a bad idea to make Muslim jokes, isn't that why they're destroying the US embassies? lol

I hope this isnt serious.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I hope this isnt serious.

I was more poking fun at the fact that they overreacted to some Youtube video and might do the same with forums... but I highly doubt they check every single forum or will react to every individual instance. I'm sure internet access is quite limited overthere. And if it's not some video that makes them blow something up, they'll find another excuse anyway.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I was more poking fun at the fact that they overreacted to some Youtube video and might do the same with forums... but I highly doubt they check every single forum or will react to every individual instance. I'm sure internet access is quite limited overthere. And if it's not some video that makes them blow something up, they'll find another excuse anyway.

This reply makes up for the terrible op. 8/10.

 

[Broheim]

I was more poking fun at the fact that they overreacted to some Youtube video and might do the same with forums... but I highly doubt they check every single forum or will react to every individual instance. I'm sure internet access is quite limited overthere. And if it's not some video that makes them blow something up, they'll find another excuse anyway.

when the danish newspaper published the muhammed drawings, the "danish" imams that toured the ME to get the fire going made up their own drawings along with the actual ones. they also brought some pictures of us danes eating pork just for good measure.

 

[oynaz]

I was more poking fun at the fact that they overreacted to some Youtube video and might do the same with forums... but I highly doubt they check every single forum or will react to every individual instance. I'm sure internet access is quite limited overthere. And if it's not some video that makes them blow something up, they'll find another excuse anyway.

True. There is no point in trying to avoid offending Muslims. The ones (fortunately, a minority) who gets offended would do so regardless of what you do or say (passing out free polio vaccines, for instance).

Pity. I know lots of Muslims who are decent human beings, and can see amateurish Youtube videos for the incompetent provocations they are. The raving lunatics rather spoils it for them.

Don't assume that all Muslims are mad terrorists because a minority are. Down that road lies terrorist victory.

 

[thejunglegod]

Don't assume that all Muslims are mad terrorists because a minority are. Down that road lies terrorist victory.

:thumbsup:

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Don't believe that all Asians are smart.

Hint: me