Religions of the World

[Nemesis77]

TAOISM : SH!T HAPPENS

HARE KRISHNA : SH!T HAPPENS RAMA RAMA DING DING.

HINDUISM : THIS SH!T HAPPENED BEFORE.

ISLAM : IF SH!T HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE.

ZEN : WHAT IS THE SOUND OF SH!T HAPPENING?

BUDDHISM : WHEN SH!T HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY SH!T?

CONFUCIANISM : CONFUCIUS SAY, "SH!T HAPPENS."

7TH DAY ADVENTIST : SH!T HAPPENS ON SATURDAYS.

PROTESTANTISM : SH!T WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER.

CATHOLICISM : IF SH!T HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT.

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS : KNOCK, KNOCK, "SH!T HAPPENS."

UNITARIAN : WHAT IS THIS SH!T?

MORMON : SH!T HAPPENS AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN.

JUDAISM : WHY DOES THIS SH!T ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?

RASTAFARIANISM : LET'S SMOKE THIS SH!T.

That's about sums it up

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: Nemesis77
TAOISM : SH!T HAPPENS
ISLAM : IF SH!T HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE.

Thats really bad...but I still laughed

 

[Nemesis77]

ttt

 

[Miramonti]

Protestantism is better as "sh!t happens but I'm forgiven."

 

[Nessal]

You forgot one.....

Atheist - I don't believe this shiet

 

[Martin]

i've seen this on Tshirts...hilarious

 

[LakerGod]

Originally posted by: Nessal
You forgot one.....

Atheist - I don't believe this shiet

HAHAHAHAHA.

 

[Harvey]

Nessal --

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Nemesis77
TAOISM : SH!T HAPPENS

HARE KRISHNA : SH!T HAPPENS RAMA RAMA DING DING.

HINDUISM : THIS SH!T HAPPENED BEFORE.

ISLAM : IF SH!T HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE.

ZEN : WHAT IS THE SOUND OF SH!T HAPPENING?

BUDDHISM : WHEN SH!T HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY SH!T?

CONFUCIANISM : CONFUCIUS SAY, "SH!T HAPPENS."

7TH DAY ADVENTIST : SH!T HAPPENS ON SATURDAYS.

PROTESTANTISM : SH!T WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER.

CATHOLICISM : IF SH!T HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT.

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS : KNOCK, KNOCK, "SH!T HAPPENS."

UNITARIAN : WHAT IS THIS SH!T?

MORMON : SH!T HAPPENS AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN.

JUDAISM : WHY DOES THIS SH!T ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?

RASTAFARIANISM : LET'S SMOKE THIS SH!T.

That's about sums it up

LOL, this is pretty funny

 

[MainFramed]

what about christanty?

 

[rpc64]

LoL! That was my good laugh for the day.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: here4amission
what about christanty?

You're not very well versed on the denominations of the Christian religion, are you?

 

[m2kewl]

Originally posted by: Nessal
You forgot one..... Atheist - I don't believe this shiet

lmao!

 

[CJZ]

Originally posted by: Nemesis77
TAOISM : SH!T HAPPENS

PROTESTANTISM : SH!T WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER.

This one doesn't make sense to me.

 

[jayglick]

Charismatic : Holy Sh!t

 

[Rahminator]

Originally posted by: CJZ

Originally posted by: Nemesis77
TAOISM : SH!T HAPPENS

PROTESTANTISM : SH!T WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER.

This one doesn't make sense to me.

This doesn't really apply to all protestant sects, but back in the day calvinists believed they were the "elect" (just as present day presbyterians) so they worked their asses off to become successful and prove their claimed status. Also, pilgrims (basically calvinists) were noted for their hard work ethic.

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: here4amission
what about christanty?

You're not very well versed on the denominations of the Christian religion, are you?

 

[UNCjigga]

JAINISM: THERE'S GOOD SH!T, AND THERE'S BAD SH!T, BUT IN THE END YOU NEED TO GET RID OF ALL THIS SH!T