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Relationships are SOOO easy

Koing

Elite Member <br> Super Moderator<br> Health and F
For all you dudes with relationship problems, this oughtta clear up some sh!t for you.

#1. My chick wants her space.

Either she's not "feeling you anymore or she's cheating on you or has her eye on someone else. Why else would she feel crowded unless you're fvcking up her game?

#2. "But if she wants her space, why doesn't she just spare me the heartache and break up with me?"

You fool you. If she just broke up with you, she would be sad. A woman can't just cut you out cold turkey, so they play head games, either so they can find reasons to hate you, or find reasons to leave you.

They ultimately wish "You" would break up with them so their conscience would be guilt free. Do them the honors and DO IT. Break up with them and don't look back. See how quick she comes groveling back. But you wont do that cause you're a pussy.

They want to go out and not tell you where they went. Why? So when you question them, they can say, "You are so controlling, I need a break." Don't you get it yet?

#3. "But she loved me so much before, why did she change?"

Girls need constant fvcking attention and reassurance. They are needy and insecure creatures. If you forget to bring her flowers and some dickweed at the office DOES remember...she's gonna be like, "Awww, he's so tweet and my man doesn't care anymore." Women live for the thrill of romance and all that sh!t. They will get it how they can... even if it means dumping your sorry ass.

#4. "But I am so good to my woman.

Maybe that's just the point. You're too good to her. You don't put her on her toes. Maybe she's the type of broad that likes to be treated like crap. Maybe she's the "break up to make up" type of chick who loves creating drama from nothing. Maybe you don't need a bitch like this in your life.

#5. "No, you can't be right. My woman would never cheat on me. That is not the type of person she is. You don't know her like I do...

You sir are a lost cause. If you cannot "fathom" that your chick could possibly find another man more interesting than you are, then you are stupid or gullible or both.

Anybody can find someone better. The trick is...will she just cheat on you outright? Or will she create drama so that you break up with her first...so she can go get her little man? Either way, she is capable and you are a dumbass for thinking she's not.

She may have more morals than the next woman, but that doesn't mean she wont leave you first to avoid the "guilt" of cheating on you. Isn't breaking up with someone to cheat just as bad as cheating itself?

Now stop being a puss and start going out with your friends. It's gonna be painful for a while, but the best lesson you can learn in life is this...

Let this burn in real hard.

The more you call her and try to work things out, the worse things will get. The nicer you try to be, the worse it will get. The more you try to make things happen, the more smothered she will feel.

You are better off to just STOP talking to her once the games begin. You cannot win the game, you can only save face by refusing to play the game. The way to refuse is to cut her off.

And you know what bro? I promise you this... since I've learned to cut girls out of my life, you would be amazed to see that 100% of them ALWAYS come crawling back.

They never used to come back because I gave a sh!t. When you stop giving a sh!t... they will be back wanting to make things right. And you know what? By then, your "not giving a sh!t" wont be an act...you really wont care. Because you'll have realized that bitches games are for little girls and you don't want a little girl...you want a real woman.

Not writen by me. Just ripped from another message board...............

Koing
 
Ah, finally an answer to every single YAGT!
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While a lot of that may be true, I have yet to know a guy that has the balls to do what was said, even when everyone around him is telling him what you wrote. I've also acknowledged that I will probably resort to the same pussified ways if I'm ever put in that situation.
 
Originally posted by: CaseTragedy
nice guide.
if i believed that all girls were the same, i'd be inclined to follow it.
but still nice.

yea exactly... some girls have this thing called maturity....


She may have more morals than the next woman, but that doesn't mean she wont leave you first to avoid the "guilt" of cheating on you. Isn't breaking up with someone to cheat just as bad as cheating itself?

and no, it isn't, because if you break up with someone, you wouldn't be cheating! it's only cheating if you're still together. what the hell would you be cheating at otherwise?
 
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Not for anything but men's shiat stinks too!

everyones sh!t stinks. this is why we have flushable toilets 😱😉😀

The wholesale woman bashing just makes me weary sometimes.
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Not for anything but men's shiat stinks too!

everyones sh!t stinks. this is why we have flushable toilets 😱😉😀

The wholesale woman bashing just makes me weary sometimes.


That's because the select few women here don't bash us nearly enough. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: brunswickite
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Not for anything but men's shiat stinks too!

everyones sh!t stinks. this is why we have flushable toilets 😱😉😀

The wholesale woman bashing just makes me weary sometimes.

woman are outnumbered on this forum 10-1, what did you expect 😀



Actually,you're right and if what I see posted here is representative of how men view women I must say it's pretty depressing.
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: brunswickite
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Not for anything but men's shiat stinks too!

everyones sh!t stinks. this is why we have flushable toilets 😱😉😀

The wholesale woman bashing just makes me weary sometimes.

woman are outnumbered on this forum 10-1, what did you expect 😀



Actually,you're right and if what I see posted here is representative of how men view women I must say it's pretty depressing.

Men only view women this way because of the woman that made them view them this way.

 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: brunswickite
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Not for anything but men's shiat stinks too!

everyones sh!t stinks. this is why we have flushable toilets 😱😉😀

The wholesale woman bashing just makes me weary sometimes.

woman are outnumbered on this forum 10-1, what did you expect 😀



Actually,you're right and if what I see posted here is representative of how men view women I must say it's pretty depressing.

Well, I have to say that I don't view things like the original poster said. I believe there are two different types of girls/guys. Those that just want sex, and those that don't "want" anything, but when they find something they hold it special. Maybe I feel this way because I've been with this one girl for 7 years. Not always "together" but we've always been more than just friends. There's something special between us that I know none of my friends have ever experienced...oh, and they're the ones that get the girls that play games 😉
 
Originally posted by: MangoTBG
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: brunswickite
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Not for anything but men's shiat stinks too!

everyones sh!t stinks. this is why we have flushable toilets 😱😉😀

The wholesale woman bashing just makes me weary sometimes.

woman are outnumbered on this forum 10-1, what did you expect 😀



Actually,you're right and if what I see posted here is representative of how men view women I must say it's pretty depressing.

Well, I have to say that I don't view things like the original poster said. I believe there are two different types of girls/guys. Those that just want sex, and those that don't "want" anything, but when they find something they hold it special. Maybe I feel this way because I've been with this one girl for 7 years. Not always "together" but we've always been more than just friends. There's something special between us that I know none of my friends have ever experienced...oh, and they're the ones that get the girls that play games 😉


Well,I've made my mistakes but have always tried to view men as people,deserving of as much consideration as I myself would expect.I am human and as such have my shortcomings but overall I can honestly say that I've given till I bled in my relationships.
 
Well,I've made my mistakes but have always tried to view men as people,deserving of as much consideration as I myself would expect.I am human and as such have my shortcomings but overall I can honestly say that I've given till I bled in my relationships

That's saying a lot; since you will automatically do that montly 😛 😉

Hehe.. kinda been my motta for dating women. I'm cold as ice towards them. I'm not in it for the sex, nor am I needy for attention from a girl. I just like hanging around with girls and keeping a barrier between me and them. They always call.. but I'm busy. However one day I'll be too old and that won't work anymore.. but I'll be married and settled down by then 🙂
 
It's true. Every last word of it. If you're in a relationship, you're gonna lose, eventually. It's just a question of when and how badly you're gonna lose your ass. This however does not keep me from doing it over and over agian.

Like a child that has stuck his finger into the wall socket one time too many...I just dont' learn. I just love women...ALL of them. 😀 So soft and cuddly...*sniff-sniff* smell good too.
 
Originally posted by: KGB
Well,I've made my mistakes but have always tried to view men as people,deserving of as much consideration as I myself would expect.I am human and as such have my shortcomings but overall I can honestly say that I've given till I bled in my relationships

That's saying a lot; since you will automatically do that montly 😛 😉

Hehe.. kinda been my motta for dating women. I'm cold as ice towards them. I'm not in it for the sex, nor am I needy for attention from a girl. I just like hanging around with girls and keeping a barrier between me and them. They always call.. but I'm busy. However one day I'll be too old and that won't work anymore.. but I'll be married and settled down by then 🙂

If you view love as something you need to erect barriers to prevent,don't be surprised when one day 10 or so years in that your wife decides she can no longer live with an ice king who considers himself bettter than she is.
 
Originally posted by: Crazymofo
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: brunswickite
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Not for anything but men's shiat stinks too!

everyones sh!t stinks. this is why we have flushable toilets 😱😉😀

The wholesale woman bashing just makes me weary sometimes.

woman are outnumbered on this forum 10-1, what did you expect 😀



Actually,you're right and if what I see posted here is representative of how men view women I must say it's pretty depressing.

Men only view women this way because of the woman that made them view them this way.

Ditto. It is the experiences that shape the way you think. Obviously a guy is going to be a bit miffed if a girl completely played him. Same way as a guy is going to hate "x race" if they beat him up or someone he loves. Can't really help him when something that bad has happened to him.............

Again I did not write this myself.

Just that it has some truths.

Granted there are a lot of nice girls out there. This is just a bit tongue in cheek and something to read. You can't tell me someone read this and thought it was 100% true? If so they need some more help......

Koing

 
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