Rehydrate Raisins?

[Philippine Mango]

I'm in the mood for grapes, not raisins, how do I rehydrate these darn things?

 

[Forsythe]

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
I'm in the mood for grapes, not raisins, how do I rehydrate these darn things?

Pee on them.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
I'm in the mood for grapes, not raisins, how do I rehydrate these darn things?

LMFAO rehydrate raisins? Thanks for the laugh :laugh:.

 

[phisrow]

Your best bet would probably be distilled water and some well placed invocations of osmotic pressure.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

you don't.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
you don't.

Whatever.

Any second-rate birthday party magician could pull it off.

 

[alanalafriz]

kabayan how about dried mango?

 

[KLin]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA :laugh:

 

[FoBoT]

swallow them whole

 

[LeadMagnet]

I usually just use a needle and pump the water in. Be careful not to over fill it - you'll end up with a plum, eggplant, or watermellon.

 

[cmdrmoocow]

Easy - leave the raisins on your doorstep with a 20, and they'll magically turn into grapes in the morning!

If the grapes are gone, your neighbors probably took them.

 

[nwfsnake]

One cup raisins
Two cups water
1/4 cup sugar
Simmer over low heat for 30 minutes, then drain.

Used in several desserts!

 

[PottedMeat]

soak them in rum.

 

[kranky]

<Professor Frink> Well, that would require some sort of a Regrapeolator, which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle!" </Professor Frink>