Regale us with tales of when you have wet the bed as an adult

[SlitheryDee]

Sorry, but I can't help you there, and I WOULD tell a bunch of people I don't know and have never seen if I had or not.

 

[Blackjack200]

It wasn't my house or anything, I consider it rude to use other people's kitchen appliances without asking first.

And it was too early in the morning to wake people up.

And it's not rude to leave an ocean of piss in their bed? How hard is this - throw your sheets in the washer, when your friend wakes up say 'hey man, I'm just going to wash my sheets, okay?' He says 'yeah', and you turn the washer on.

 

[Veliko]

And it's not rude to leave an ocean of piss in their bed? How hard is this - throw your sheets in the washer, when your friend wakes up say 'hey man, I'm just going to wash my sheets, okay?' He says 'yeah', and you turn the washer on.

Well pissing the sheets was accidental, I didn't mean to do it.

I was tired and hungover, there is no way I was going to hang around and do that. If someone stayed at my house and insisted on washing the sheets the next morning I would think they are weird.

 

[Vikki]

Well pissing the sheets was accidental, I didn't mean to do it.

I was tired and hungover, there is no way I was going to hang around and do that. If someone stayed at my house and insisted on washing the sheets the next morning I would think they are weird.

If someone stayed at my place, and pissed the bed then left the mess for me, I would think they are an immature ass.

 

[SunnyD]

Okay, I'll bite...

Never wet the bed, but several years back I blacked out in the middle of the street, managed to pull myself up into the car (mind you, couldn't see anything) and sat there for a bit until I came to. Drove home, and it was then that I realized I had wet myself in the process.

And again, just a couple months ago. Recovering from surgery, had to go to the bathroom so I got up and went to el bano... sat there for a bit and pee'd. Then I started to feel flush, and blacked out. Came too sprawled on the floor face first. After two days of sleeping on my back recovering, laying on my front felt great, and I semi-consciously pee'd some more. Then I realized I was laying face first on the floor, and was no longer on the toilet, coming to the conclusion this was NOT a good thing. Thankfully my 3-year-old heeded my request to go tell mommy I needed help.

One might think I have some sort of medical condition. Doctors haven't found anything yet.

I haven't wet the bed since I was a real little kid.

 

[Apple Of Sodom]

I've been there before once. I am a sleepwalker and had a vivid dream I was taking a piss in a urinal. Woke up to find I was pissing in my bed...my girlfriend thought it was hilarious!

Sorta runs in my family. I remember catching my dad sleepwalking as a kid trying to piss in various things. It didn't happen often, but yeah, one time he had my mom's sweater drawer out thinking it was the toilet...

To be clear, this isn't the body not waking you up to pee. This is basically sleep walking and thinking you are pissing in the right spot.

 

[TwiceOver]

Back when I drank like a fish, my wife woke up to me peeing into a bag of clothes. I don't remember this so it didn't happen IMO.

 

[MarkXIX]

Obligatory: http://youtu.be/PoD9LCGsjas

 

[NetWareHead]

Anyone ever post a thread thinking that everyone else would go along and then no one actually does? Yeah, me neither...

Lol hilarious thread backfire...

 

[amdhunter]

Does peeing on a hooker on a bed count?

 

[Imp]

Nope... Last time was when I was still in the single digits age-wise.

I "trained" my bladder throughout grade school by never going to the can - mom is a clean freak and it brushed off on me.

 

[PingSpike]

According to my buddy he once pissed through the screen of his bedroom window while drunk rather than walk to the bathroom. Apparently it worked about as well as you might have imagined. The bathroom was right next to his room IIRC.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Does peeing on a hooker on a bed count?

Only if you're doing blow at the same time.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Last weekend. But it was cool - we put down plastic first and your mom was totally into it.

 

[Saint Nick]

Never.

 

[CallMeJoe]

I've made plenty of wet spots in beds, but they had nothing to do with my bladder...

 

[rasczak]

I've never wet the bed, does that make you feel worse about yourself?

 

[Veliko]

I've never wet the bed, does that make you feel worse about yourself?

No, it just means you don't even have a willy or a diddy.

 

[Rage187]

nope

 

[bobdole369]

I once shat the bed after 9 hours of drinking and then taco bell at the very end. I must have been around 0.20 BAC because I was barely coherent, eyes not working together, barely able to stand up. Someone fed me some burritos and a nachos bell grande. I know this because only 2/3 of it was eaten, the rest on the floor near the table.

I slept on a futon that was in my room for tha last time that night. It went out in the morning and I feared for the garbage picker that took it.

(BTW I strip naked often while drunk too - so it wasn't even in the pants.)

 

[bobdole369]

According to my buddy he once pissed through the screen of his bedroom window while drunk rather than walk to the bathroom. Apparently it worked about as well as you might have imagined. The bathroom was right next to his room IIRC.

Done this. I used to pull the screen out of my room when I lived with my parents (high school) specifically to pee out of late at night. (second floor, over the back door). Once I was really high and forgot to pull the screen out first. After that, I never pulled it out again.
The trick is to pee directly into the screen, press right up against it.

 

[Veliko]

bobdole369 is the first true man to enter this thread since I started it.

Well done mate!

 

[Puppies04]

Nope sorry not as an adult although I have a funny story...

My buddy went out with the lads during their 1st year at uni and they proceeded to get absolutly smashed. They ended up carry one of the group home as he had passed out. He was deposited into his bed and the rest of them went to play some poker until about an hour later one of them went to check that the passed out guy was still alright and when they looked through his door which they had left ajar they saw him taking a shit in his waste paper basket...

This became a running joke as the guy thought nobody knew what he had done and the guys would always exclaim "OH SHIT IN A BIN" once or twice a night when they lost a hand at the monthly "poker tournament" they had set up.

This carried on until the final year when one of the 1st years at the monthly poker game started telling the by now "famous" story about this jackass who got so drunk he shat in his waste paper basket while the guilty party was sat across the table from him. Silence ensued quickly followed by the bin shitter leaving the game never to return for the rest of his time at uni.

 

[lord_emperor]

Nope. I dreamed I have been taking a nice big piss before, but I woke up and pissed in the toilet.

This.

But the dream was so vivid I was absolutely sure I peed the bed, I was happy to be wrong.

 

[AstroManLuca]

This.

But the dream was so vivid I was absolutely sure I peed the bed, I was happy to be wrong.

Same thing happened to me a couple times, I was really afraid I had peed myself when I woke up but I never actually had.

Actually, I don't think I ever wet the bed as a child either. My parents said I was like a camel, I could go a whole day without peeing if they didn't remind me to go. Come to think of it I have no idea if camels can hold it a long time or not but I guess it has to do with them storing water or something?