Reeses Pieces are good, but taste funky when mixed with blood.

[Scarpozzi]

One of the candy shells aparently split and cut the roof of my mouth.

It reminds me of eating Captain Crunch when I was a kid.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

That just made me think how much cooler ET would have been if he were a vampire.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Most things taste funky when mixed with blood.

This thread = fail

 

[HN]

you're just not mixing it with the proper ratio

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Most things taste funky when mixed with blood.

This thread = fail

I wasn't posting to impress anyone. My mouth is just in pain.

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
One of the candy shells aparently split and cut the roof of my mouth.

It reminds me of eating Captain Crunch when I was a kid.

is it at all strange that i know exactly what you mean?

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
That just made me think how much cooler ET would have been if he were a vampire.

I like the way you think!



OP: You should try eating them with the blood of your enemies. It should be much more satisfactory.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Most things taste funky when mixed with blood.

This thread = fail

I wasn't posting to impress anyone. My mouth is just in pain.

I'd prefer that people keep things like this to themselves. Really, do we need a new thread everytime someone bites their cheek or stubs a toe or goes to the bathroom?

\worthless rant

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Hyperlite

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
One of the candy shells aparently split and cut the roof of my mouth.

It reminds me of eating Captain Crunch when I was a kid.

is it at all strange that i know exactly what you mean?

But the CC was soo good and sugary I had to keep eating until I finished the bowl. I never had the willpower to let the milk soften it up before digging in. Occasionally, in the late 90s, I would hit a crunch berry every now and then to ease my pain, but we didn't have that back in the day.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
That just made me think how much cooler ET would have been if he were a vampire.

I like the way you think!



OP: You should try eating them with the blood of your enemies. It should be much more satisfactory.

Unless your enemies have bloodborne pathogens, in which case you should just drink Gatorade, because murder can drain you of necessary fluids and electrolytes.

Is it in you?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Hyperlite

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
One of the candy shells aparently split and cut the roof of my mouth.

It reminds me of eating Captain Crunch when I was a kid.

is it at all strange that i know exactly what you mean?

Not at all, Captain Crunch Mouth is well known. It's the scourge one must deal with in order to receive such tastiness.

 

[paulxcook]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
That just made me think how much cooler ET would have been if he were a vampire.

My eyes watered a bit. I love unexpected, wacky humor.

 

[edro]

"I do not cut the roof of your mouth!" -CapNCrunch