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Redneck sex (a stolen NuclearNed joke)

Rednecks have sex with their brothers, sisters, and cousins. Not their parents.

Get it right.

2/10 😛
 
I wasn't aware of a stereotype that rednecks have sex with their kids.

If it had been "light my cigarette, cousin", then the joke would work better.

Either way its not funny.

Try throwing a catholic priest and a jew in there, it might help.
 
Originally posted by: amcdonald
I wasn't aware of a stereotype that rednecks have sex with their kids.

If it had been "light my cigarette, cousin", then the joke would work better.

Either way its not funny.

Try throwing a catholic priest and a jew in there, it might help.
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and a pair of two-headed albino chickens couldn't hurt either.
 
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Originally posted by: amcdonald
I wasn't aware of a stereotype that rednecks have sex with their kids.

If it had been "light my cigarette, cousin", then the joke would work better.

Either way its not funny.

Try throwing a catholic priest and a jew in there, it might help.
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and a pair of two-headed albino chickens couldn't hurt either.
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a pair of two-headed albino chickens, a priest, a jew, a cathloic and a Polack walk into a bar. They all trun to eachother and say..
 
what did the redneck girl say before she lost her viginity?

get off me dad, youre crushing my cigarettes.

thats the version ive heard.
 
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
You guys obviously don't know the rednecks I know...
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Most of the rednecks I know couldn't even get their redneck sisters in the sack they are so ugly.
 
Originally posted by: shimsham
what did the redneck girl say before she lost her viginity?

get off me dad, youre crushing my cigarettes.

thats the version ive heard.
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greatjoke :beer:
 
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