Redneck sex (a stolen NuclearNed joke)

[NuclearNed]

What is the first thing a redneck says after sex?





































"Light my cigarette, Daddy" :laugh:

 

[Balt]

Rednecks have sex with their brothers, sisters, and cousins. Not their parents.

Get it right.

2/10

 

[Quixfire]

Booooo, leave the joke telling to the professionals. :|

 

[amcdonald]

I wasn't aware of a stereotype that rednecks have sex with their kids.

If it had been "light my cigarette, cousin", then the joke would work better.

Either way its not funny.

Try throwing a catholic priest and a jew in there, it might help.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: amcdonald
I wasn't aware of a stereotype that rednecks have sex with their kids.

If it had been "light my cigarette, cousin", then the joke would work better.

Either way its not funny.

Try throwing a catholic priest and a jew in there, it might help.

and a pair of two-headed albino chickens couldn't hurt either.

 

[TMPadmin]

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: amcdonald
I wasn't aware of a stereotype that rednecks have sex with their kids.

If it had been "light my cigarette, cousin", then the joke would work better.

Either way its not funny.

Try throwing a catholic priest and a jew in there, it might help.

and a pair of two-headed albino chickens couldn't hurt either.

a pair of two-headed albino chickens, a priest, a jew, a cathloic and a Polack walk into a bar. They all trun to eachother and say..

 

[shimsham]

what did the redneck girl say before she lost her viginity?

get off me dad, youre crushing my cigarettes.

thats the version ive heard.

 

[NuclearNed]

You guys obviously don't know the rednecks I know...

 

[TMPadmin]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
You guys obviously don't know the rednecks I know...

Most of the rednecks I know couldn't even get their redneck sisters in the sack they are so ugly.

 

[amcdonald]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
You guys obviously don't know the rednecks I know...

This is a good thing. Have fun with your kid-banging hicks.

 

[dethman]

booooooo....

*throws tomato*

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: amcdonald

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
You guys obviously don't know the rednecks I know...

This is a good thing. Have fun with your kid-banging hicks.

hahahaha :beer:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

ROFL

 

[psydancerqt]

gross thoughts

 

[AnyMal]

404

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: shimsham
what did the redneck girl say before she lost her viginity?

get off me dad, youre crushing my cigarettes.

thats the version ive heard.

greatjoke :beer: